Elevator music sucks on so many levels

[Duncanpup]

[virgdem]

1. Elevator muzak: chewing gum for the mind.

[SheltieLover]

2. Well, yes it does.

Do people really need to be entertained for the few seconds they're on an elevator?

[LakeArenal]

7. Better than hearing people breathe, burp or worse.

[FoxNewsSucks]

8. That's what phones are for.

elevators, lines, red lights. . . .

[SheltieLover]

9. Gawd forbid people not have a reason/excuse for not acknowledging one another.

[Goonch]

3. 🤣👇👇👇

[Blue Owl]

4. Bwah!

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. My sister listens to a Sirius radio station that's basically elevator music.

It sucks, as does normal elevator music.

[LakeArenal]

6. We heard InaGoddaVida in elevator music once.

We reacted like Homer and Bart watching Paint Your Wagon! 😲😱

[Turbineguy]

10. I worked for a container shipping company in London once.

They had music from the movie "Titanic" playing while I was on "hold".

[keithbvadu2]

11. You know you're getting old when the rebellious songs of your youth are being played in the elevator

You know you're getting old when the rebellious songs of your youth are being played in the elevator... on the pan flute.

[Ocelot II]

12. It sucks on all levels, all the way to the top floor.

If you are stuck in an elevator, though, it can only suck at that level.

[RocRizzo55]

13. That depends on your perspective..

It either sucks or blows

[John1956PA]

14. I am floored by this post.

😄

[NNadir]

15. I don't know, sometimes I find it uplifting. I get a rise out of it.

[KS Toronado]

16. I don't know, sometimes I find it downward spiraling.

[NNadir]

19. It's probably because you're pushing some buttons. If you think about going up, doors will open.

[IbogaProject]

17. I never encounter elevator muzak here in NYC anymore

I never hear elevator muzak anymore. Just music in stores, but those are actual songs.

[Beastly Boy]

18. Every time I am feeling up, I get floored by it.