Just heard this one at work. A man goes to heaven.
When he gets past the gates he sees a large wall of clocks. He asks St. Peter about them.
St. Peter says "Well they look like clocks but they actually are heavens way of keeping track of how many lies you have told during your life."
The man looks at the clock that is labeled Mother Theresa. Its hand both point to 12. St. Peter explains, "Since mother Theresa never told a lie, the hands never moved."
The man looks at another click. It is labeled Abraham Lincoln. Its hands point upwards, but the minute hand has moved two ticks. He asks, "So Abraham Lincoln only told two lies?" St. Peter nods his head yes.
The man then asks, "Where is Mitt Romney's clock? I would like to see that one!"
St. Peter laughs and says, "Oh, God has that in his room. He uses it as a ceiling fan."
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