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Humor

KS Toronado

(17,346 posts) Thu Nov 30, 2023, 12:39 PM Nov 2023

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PSALM 2016-2020

1st Book of reQubliCons

Тяцмp is my shepherd, I shall not want,

He maketh me to lie down on park benches,

He leadeth me beside still factories,

He restoreth my faith in the Democratic Party,

He guideth me in the path of unemployment,

Yes, tho I walk through the valley of soup kitchens,

I shall not be hungry,

Тяцмp has anointed my income taxes,

My expenses overcome my income,

Surely poverty will follow me all the days of my life,

And the reQubliCon Party and I shall live in rented houses forever,

I am glad that I am an American,

I am glad that I am free,

But I wish I were a little dog,

And Тяцмp were a Tree.