And Now, a Brief Scene Capturing the Essence of Los Angeles as a Hockey Town

[KamaAina]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/eulogy-remembering-2012-13-los-angeles-kings-165338768.html

Courtnall: I love that one guy who dunks over cars! I’d never be caught dead riding in a Kia, but that guy is a beast. And the Clippers are OK I guess. But Blake Griffin, he’s my boy! Or is it the Angels? I bet that Pool Holes guy is doing awesome! I’ll just need to leave downtown by noon to make the 7 p.m. game out there in Orange County. I can still get in if I’m not a real housewife, right?

Manager: I’m so glad you two are enthusiastic. But no, it’s a pair of Kings tickets. Maybe you guys could go together and then split the pizza.

Blank looks.

Corolla: What are the Kings? Is that a roller derby team? Is that what they’re calling USC now? I don’t get it.

[El Supremo]

1. I thought you were referring to this:

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cpuBJ_MTbx37PQ4EsJRzIA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00ODc7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/

[soleiri]

2. That was possibly the worst eulogy this year.

The only funny part was, "...our paper that we sell outside Blues home games" and I don't think it was intentional.

Based on memory, The Blues, Canucks, and Sharks eulogies were much better.
As a Kings fan, I wanted Megalodon or a Ducks blogger to write the Kings eulogy.