So Tebow is going to Major League Baseball. Two obvious teams are Texas and Colorado

[madinmaryland]

for the obvious reasons, but maybe he will end up in Miami with that weird thing behind the center field fence. And I am not talking about trumad.

[JonLP24]

1. Is Tim Tebow the next Michael Jordan?

Actual title for an ESPN Insider article, amazed they are charging for this garbage.

http://www.espn.com/blog/the-gms-office/insider/post?id=12887

[mythology]

5. In that he will suck at baseball while drawing oversized press attention

And being overrated by fan of their original sport (Jordan was great but not nearly the best all time basketball player), it's actually not a bad comparison.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Had Me, Had Me, Lost Me

Jordan is widely acknowledged as the GOAT in the NBA. To say "not nearly" is just silly.

[KamaAina]

2. Wherever he goes, he'll be "that weird thing behind the right field fence".

[El Supremo]

3. Texas League...

or at best the IL.

[Iggo]

4. ...but only if he can play Quarterback. (n/t)