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douglas9

(4,358 posts)
Sun Oct 20, 2019, 03:16 PM Oct 2019

Property Buzzards

From interviews of two residents of the Ibis Golf and Country Club by Palm Beach Post reporter Tony Doris. Doris interviewed the homeowners, Siobhan Casimano and Cheryl Katz, after Casimano wrote the following in an email to the Post: “Our home along with neighbors’ are continually being ravaged by hundreds of vultures, costing thousands of dollars in damage. People need to know what living in Ibis is really like—please shed light on this story.” These accounts, which were quoted in a Post story in August, have been edited for clarity.

siobhan casimano

We live in New York and bought the house in West Palm Beach as a vacation home. Our house sitter told us the house is overrun by vultures. It’s a widespread problem. I heard a lady is buying bags and bags of dog food and leaving them out for the vultures. They know who it is, but she won’t stop. My husband has a timer on a camera, and hundreds have broken through our screen and have taken up residence and vomit everywhere. The smell is like a thousand rotting corpses. The vultures just vomit everywhere. Defecating and vomiting. It’s just gross. We can’t even go back down to the house.

The wildlife has taken over the community. There’s a lot of other animals, but those are easy on the eyes—they’re not vomiting. I’m not talking about a few vultures, I’m talking about hundreds that are swarming the area. The whole neighborhood is trashed. Those vultures are like the size of dogs. They ripped all the screens out, ripped up all the furniture, vomited on the barbecue and in the pool—everywhere. They just all hang out there and do whatever vultures do. The pool fence was installed for my daughter, but they destroyed that. I had to replace that. They’re picking, clawing, and sitting on everything. They’re very heavy. They’re sitting on top of the pool enclosure and it’s collapsing.

https://harpers.org/archive/2019/11/property-buzzards-ibis-golf-and-country-club-vultures/

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Property Buzzards (Original Post) douglas9 Oct 2019 OP
They need to install a good door buzzard. -nt CrispyQ Oct 2019 #1
Damn you! ret5hd Oct 2019 #3
It's a classic! CrispyQ Oct 2019 #5
Ah, shit, you beat me to it!! Nay Oct 2019 #4
They sure do! 2naSalit Oct 2019 #11
Well, at least they aren't door buzzards. ret5hd Oct 2019 #2
LOL - Here's a door buzzard complete with dog food? Backseat Driver Oct 2019 #8
Can they possibly be relocated... SeattleVet Oct 2019 #6
Got dog food? Cracklin Charlie Oct 2019 #7
Hundreds of vultures invade Florida neighborhood, but HOA says it won't do anything (Video) douglas9 Oct 2019 #9
That sucks I_UndergroundPanther Oct 2019 #10
That's what was going through my mind 2naSalit Oct 2019 #12

CrispyQ

(36,461 posts)
5. It's a classic!
Sun Oct 20, 2019, 03:36 PM
Oct 2019

There are door buzzards on the trails where I hike & I laugh a little every time I see one.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)
6. Can they possibly be relocated...
Sun Oct 20, 2019, 03:54 PM
Oct 2019

say, about 15 miles directly to the Southeast?

They would probably fit in very well with the rest of the membership at Merde-a-Loco.

I_UndergroundPanther

(12,463 posts)
10. That sucks
Sun Oct 20, 2019, 04:51 PM
Oct 2019

Reminds me of how the republcians treat our government,our society and the world,like big fat vultures puking and shitting on everything,clawing apart things like social security,and the new deal,sitting like vultures feeding off the vulnerable people of this nation squatting in the White house,Congress and Senate the republicans vomit out talking points and shit on the Constitution and the law and human rights.

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