Dawkins now just telling random strangers why he hates them

[cbayer]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/dawkins-now-just-telling-random-strangers-why-he-hates-them-2014082189774

21-08-14

RICHARD Dawkins has taken to walking down the street saying horrible, unprovoked things to total strangers.


“You must be so disappointed in yourself”

The former scientist leaves his house in Oxford at 11am and immediately begins hurling brief insults at anyone who comes within 10 feet of him.

According to local residents, a typical 30 second burst will include phrases such as ‘please don’t have children’, ‘you look like a baptist’, ‘everything about your shoes sickens me’ and ‘your face seems to be inside out’.

Neighbour Martin Bishop said: “If he sees a woman in a burka coming towards him he’ll shout, ‘oh fucking hell, here we go’.”

more hilarity at link

[hrmjustin]

1. That is sad if true.

Sounds like he could be developing an issue.

[cbayer]

2. .....

It's totally satire, but keep that on the down low.

[hrmjustin]

4. .

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The Daily Mash seems to be a satire site,

a British version of The Onion. Dawkins may be prickly but I doubt he's gone completely mad.

The "article" is pretty funny, though.

[cbayer]

6. It's at it's best when people are not quite sure.

Glad you enjoyed it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. True. That's why this was good satire, like The Onion,

as opposed to stupid satire like some other sites that are often referenced on DU as true, unfortunately. This one was pretty funny.

[ZombieHorde]

5. Hilarious!

I love this. The thought of him walking around and insulting people is really funny to me.

[cbayer]

7. Me, too. And I think he might think it is funny as well.

He has been so beaten up lately, that I think some humor at his expense might tickle him.

[Kalidurga]

8. everything about your shoes sickens me....

*takes off shoes* "Oh fucking hell, put them back on"

[cbayer]

10. But hide them under the table so I won't have to see them.

Why do you have feet anyway? Just use them to walk away from me and don't come back until you can think.

[Kalidurga]

11. LOL

Thinking is overrated, I prefer to collect evidence. See ya buh bai.

[okasha]

12. Glad it's not true.

He's a dick-with-a-small-d, but I'd hate to see him--or anyone--deteriorate like that.

With that said,

[rug]

13. !