The Devil You Say!!! Satan to be Keynote Speaker at Trump's Convention
I got this from Religion News - same place Trotsky got the post on Mike Pence: Satan to keynote Republican National Convention:
CLEVELAND (RNS) Donald Trump has promised huge ratings for his primary season finale next week, despite his attempts to lure top Republicans and Mike Ditka mounting into a large pile of dont-associate-me-with-that-racist regrets. Undeterred as always, the Donald will turn to an immoral political outsider like himself to deliver the keynote address: the Devil Incarnate.
The Evil One will speak on the darker side of Trumps campaign theme Make America Great Again
For Angry White Men with a message on Make America Hell Again
for Everyone Else. The Adversary will reportedly spend equal time on treating women like objects, praising dictators, vilifying immigrants, slurring various religious groups, and not disassociating himself from white supremacists.
I swear you are gonna love the excerpts from Beelzebub's speech!!!