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July 28, 2016
By Laurie Taylor
Im afraid that Professor Nick Butler, for all his expertise, has overlooked an important new development in academic journals.
That was how Dr Mike Goshworthy, our universitys leading social psychologist, responded to the recent complaint by Professor Butler of Stockholm Business School that researchers uncertainties and doubts about their work were often completely absent from their published articles.
Dr Goshworthy said this strongly suggested that Professor Butler was unfamiliar with The Lower Poppleton Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, a publication that regularly featured seriously dubious findings.
In the July edition (Vol. 26, No. XXXIV), for example, Dr C. B. Unsworth of Uttoxeter Metropolitan University had frankly admitted that although his paper showing the link between a subscription to atheism and a liking for rice pudding and strawberry jam was, in terms of banality, very much in line with traditional social psychology experimentation, his positive results had been achieved only by ejecting 14 subjects from the sample for what he described as gratuitous laughter.
But there was more. Dr Unsworth also admitted that his results might have been marginally contaminated by a kitchen malfunction that meant that his atheist and non-atheist subjects were required to imagine themselves eating rice pudding and strawberry jam rather than engaging in its actual consumption.
However, said Dr Goshworthy, not one of these doubts had prevented Dr Unsworths article from being nominated for the research excellence framework and, following its selection as Fact of the Week on the God is Dead website, earning itself a high impact rating.
A spokesperson for Poppletons REF Strategy, who requested anonymity, admitted to some reservations about Dr Unsworths readiness to admit to such a degree of uncertainty.
Once we allow academics to admit to any sort of doubt, he asserted, there is no going back. Before you can say Justine Greening, they will begin to doubt such other well-established aspects of contemporary university life such as excessive marketisation, rampant managerialism and the obscene size of our vice-chancellors emolument. Frankly, that way anarchy lies.
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