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are like the ostrich, the foolish bird which thinks it is wholly concealed when it gets its neck under a branch. Or like small children, who hold their hands in front of their eyes and seeing nobody imagine that no one sees them either. In general, you are so stupid that it makes one feel like vomiting.
(From Against the Heavenly Prophets, pg. 186 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40)
MADem
(135,425 posts)In addition to his 95 theses, he had a great deal of trouble producing any number of feces.
Yes, Martin Luther was constipated....and several years ago, they found the crapper where he sat and perhaps penned his great works whilst waiting for nature to take its course.
Really.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm
The stone room is in a newly-unearthed annex to Luther's house in Wittenberg.
Luther is quoted as saying he was "in cloaca", or in the sewer, when he was inspired to argue that salvation is granted because of faith, not deeds.
The scholar suffered from constipation and spent many hours in contemplation on the toilet seat.
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Judging by his hateful writings the shit came out via his pen instead of the usual way.
Julie
cbayer
(146,218 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)"Letters of Obscure Men", written by Erasmus et. al. during Luther's debates with the Church: http://www.archive.org/stream/epistolaeobscuro00huttuoft/epistolaeobscuro00huttuoft_djvu.txt
cbayer
(146,218 posts)From On the Councils and the Church, pg. 56 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41
MADem
(135,425 posts)A lot of 'em certainly have the bold ripostes and searing invective down!
cbayer
(146,218 posts)From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 183 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31
Man, this guy was HARSH!!!! He makes Andrew Dice Clay and Don Rickles look like puddy-tats!
cbayer
(146,218 posts)Yes, he was extremely harsh. Would hate to get on his bad side.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)I'm using this one next time I'm on a jury and vote to Hide.