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Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts) Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:54 PM Feb 2013

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Which DU'er should be the new Pope??

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Which DU'er should be the new Pope?? (Original Post) Angry Dragon Feb 2013 OP

Skittles! Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #1

One vote for Skittles Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #3

MiddleFingerMom would be awesome. Meat on Fridays and no confession if you monmouth3 Feb 2013 #2

One vote for MFM ........... we have a tie so far Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #5

I don't think there is a DUer immoral enough to qualify.. pipoman Feb 2013 #4

I was hoping we could find a DU'er that would make the Catholic Church more user friendly Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #6

Oh, well now we come to that fine person California Peggy. She'd make the CC more friendly..n/t monmouth3 Feb 2013 #7

My vote would be for rug Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #8

If nominated, I will not run. rug Feb 2013 #9

You would turn down the call of a god?? Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #10

I usually do. rug Feb 2013 #12

mmmmmmmmmmmm Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #18

The Papal Barber would have to do something about that cowlick. n/t Adsos Letter Feb 2013 #21

And you think that the church deflects, avoids and obfuscates now? cleanhippie Feb 2013 #11

Be nice Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #13

You confuse cleaning up bullshit with deflection. rug Feb 2013 #14

I think you have confused your shovel with your mirror. cleanhippie Feb 2013 #15

That is simply your latest in a long line of wrong thinking. rug Feb 2013 #16

Nah, I've got it just right. cleanhippie Feb 2013 #20

You be nice too Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #19

Rug would be a massive improvement over what the world is likely to get. Also, dimbear Feb 2013 #27

Hey, I could make civil rights history as the world's first atheist Pope! backscatter712 Feb 2013 #17

To be clear, you need to emphasize the first openly atheist pope. Most of the Borgia popes would dimbear Feb 2013 #28

To infinity and beyond! muriel_volestrangler Feb 2013 #22

Uh... 2ndAmForComputers Feb 2013 #24

3 posts on DU2, and non on DU3, I think (nt) muriel_volestrangler Feb 2013 #29

Not a DU'er - Fred Phelps, combining 2 patriarchal, misogynistic homophobic organisations into one. mr blur Feb 2013 #23

humblebum. 2ndAmForComputers Feb 2013 #25

sheshe2 patrice Feb 2013 #26

cliffordu grantcart Feb 2013 #30

He'd have to stop masturbating in public so that's a nonstarter. rug Feb 2013 #32

Nah, that's what them huge robes is for.... cliffordu Feb 2013 #33

There are so many who could be wonderful Popes! polly7 Feb 2013 #31

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)

1. Skittles!

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:56 PM

Feb 2013

Because there just isn't enough ass-kicking in the Sistine Chapel.

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

3. One vote for Skittles

Reply to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

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monmouth3

(3,871 posts)

2. MiddleFingerMom would be awesome. Meat on Fridays and no confession if you

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

Feb 2013

don't feel like it. Yup, I'm voting for him..

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

5. One vote for MFM ........... we have a tie so far

Reply to monmouth3 (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:01 PM

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pipoman

(16,038 posts)

4. I don't think there is a DUer immoral enough to qualify..

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

Feb 2013

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

6. I was hoping we could find a DU'er that would make the Catholic Church more user friendly

Reply to pipoman (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:03 PM

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monmouth3

(3,871 posts)

7. Oh, well now we come to that fine person California Peggy. She'd make the CC more friendly..n/t

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #6)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:06 PM

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Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

8. My vote would be for rug

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:08 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

9. If nominated, I will not run.

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:21 PM

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If elected I will not serve.

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

10. You would turn down the call of a god??

Reply to rug (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:24 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

12. I usually do.

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:55 PM

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Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

18. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Reply to rug (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:02 PM

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Adsos Letter

(19,459 posts)

21. The Papal Barber would have to do something about that cowlick. n/t

Reply to rug (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:42 PM

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cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)

11. And you think that the church deflects, avoids and obfuscates now?

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:38 PM

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Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

13. Be nice

Reply to cleanhippie (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:55 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

14. You confuse cleaning up bullshit with deflection.

Reply to cleanhippie (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:56 PM

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cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)

15. I think you have confused your shovel with your mirror.

Reply to rug (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:57 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

16. That is simply your latest in a long line of wrong thinking.

Reply to cleanhippie (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:58 PM

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cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)

20. Nah, I've got it just right.

Reply to rug (Reply #16)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:04 PM

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Hows that must-have-last-word compulsion?

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

19. You be nice too

Reply to rug (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:03 PM

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dimbear

(6,271 posts)

27. Rug would be a massive improvement over what the world is likely to get. Also,

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 06:06 PM

Feb 2013

his reluctance is no real debar. There have been reluctant popes ere now.

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)

17. Hey, I could make civil rights history as the world's first atheist Pope!

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:00 PM

Feb 2013

I promise I would not coddle kiddie-fiddlers.

Under my papacy, priests caught in child molestation would be immediately reported to law enforcement, excommunicated, and have their hats taken away!

dimbear

(6,271 posts)

28. To be clear, you need to emphasize the first openly atheist pope. Most of the Borgia popes would

Reply to backscatter712 (Reply #17)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 06:10 PM

Feb 2013

have you beaten out on the other claim.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,311 posts)

22. To infinity and beyond!

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:31 PM

Feb 2013

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=140067

2ndAmForComputers

(3,527 posts)

24. Uh...

Reply to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #22)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:13 PM

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How can someone have three posts and NO last post?

muriel_volestrangler

(101,311 posts)

29. 3 posts on DU2, and non on DU3, I think (nt)

Reply to 2ndAmForComputers (Reply #24)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 06:13 PM

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mr blur

(7,753 posts)

23. Not a DU'er - Fred Phelps, combining 2 patriarchal, misogynistic homophobic organisations into one.

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:50 PM

Feb 2013

Of course they'd need to check with Fred to check if God hates child-molesters, but the evidence so far would seem to suggest that He doesn't.

I'm sure Fred has his own bullet-proof limo, so they could save money there.

Plus, Phelps is banned from the UK so we wouldn't have to witness any more crowds of believers weeping in front of the Popemobile and clogging up the roads.

2ndAmForComputers

(3,527 posts)

25. humblebum.

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:17 PM

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Oh, wait...

patrice

(47,992 posts)

26. sheshe2

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Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:40 PM

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grantcart

(53,061 posts)

30. cliffordu

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:09 PM

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He would look great in the coat and hat.

rug

(82,333 posts)

32. He'd have to stop masturbating in public so that's a nonstarter.

Reply to grantcart (Reply #30)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:45 PM

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cliffordu

(30,994 posts)

33. Nah, that's what them huge robes is for....

Reply to rug (Reply #32)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 10:49 AM

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polly7

(20,582 posts)

31. There are so many who could be wonderful Popes!

Reply to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:19 PM

Feb 2013

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I'll have to go with 'Pope Catherina'. She'd kick ass and the world would be a much kinder, better place.

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