Remains of First Known Human Found in Ethiopia

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Remains of First Known Human Found in Ethiopia

Remains of First Known Human Found in Ethiopia
Newly unearthed remains push back the origin of our genus, Homo, by an incredible 400,000 years.

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[Cooley Hurd]

1. Amazing! Sadly, the species immediately before ours still roams the Earth...

...as Tea Party Republicans.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

2. Wait, I thought white people were first and Jesus looked like Brad Pitt?

This cant be true, first human remains were found in NYC and it was a white person with blue eyes



No?



American Taliban TeaParTY will deny your story

[johnnypneumatic]

3. First known human thought to be first victim of accidental gunshot

The first known human lived in Ethiopia 2.8 million years ago, according to the fossil evidence. A human jawbone was excavated from the remote site and was found in association with the rusted metal remains of a .44 magnum revolver. It is theorized that the first human constructed the weapon in fear of so many homo erectus coming out in the area. Due to the fragmentary remains of the skull, the first human apparently shot itself in the head while cleaning the revolver. Other researches object to this claim, postulating suicide as a more likely theory, as "humans have it in their nature to destoy themselves".

[underpants]

4. Adam?