SCIENCE: THOUSANDS OF BIZARRE THROBBING 'PENIS FISH' WASH UP ON CALIFORNIA BEACH AFTER STORM

[mfcorey1]

A visitor to a beach in California was left puzzled after he was met with the sight of thousands of fat inkeeper fish, or "penis fish," washed up on the sand.

A photo of the scene shows the 10-inch-long pink creatures covering the shore of Drakes Bay, on the coast of northern California, around 30 miles northwest of San Francisco. The image was taken by a man named David Ford on December 6, who later shared it with the magazine Bay Nature for their "Ask the Naturalist" segment.

Ford asked Ivan Parr, a biologist in Northern California: "I saw thousands of these on Drakes Beach on Dec. 6, after the recent storm. What happened?

https://www.newsweek.com/thousands-bizarre-throbbing-penis-fish-wash-california-beach-after-storm-1477099

[C_U_L8R]

1. The remnants of the GOP

[Scoopster]

5. Those gotta be some teeny wankers then. n/t

[cstanleytech]

7. No, the Republicans "are" dicks. What they lack are the testicles.

[eppur_se_muova]

2. More of a "Weird News" story, but hey ... Looks like an opportunity for Hallmark ...

When someone wants to say "eat a bowl of dicks", they can do it with a Hallmark card carrying this picture ...

[5X]

3. these are alien invaders coming to impregnate our wimmen!

[sdfernando]

6. OK...well these are obviously

"gentile" fish.

[2naSalit]

4. A news article

that I saw yesterday had a sub heading with the picture that read:

"Can't Unsee!"