God is on Twitter!

[AngryDem001]

Has anyone here read the TheTweetOfGod?

It's a fucking RIOT!!!

Some tweets:

God ?@TheTweetOfGod Feb 27

In two totally different senses, gay men, and the people who persecute them, are fucking assholes.



God ?@TheTweetOfGod Feb 26

Taco Bell is adding a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla to its menu, which means I'll be meeting a lot more of you very soon.


God ?@TheTweetOfGod Feb 25

There are a lot of you Jesus regrets dying for.


God ?@TheTweetOfGod Feb 22

For Me human history has been like some horrible children's piano recital I've been sitting through for 10,000 years.


https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

[RussBLib]

1. God is on Facebook too, of course

You may have seen him. Often, the religious fools will stumble across his site and get all incensed and profane. Whoever is behind it is very bright, and is most likely an atheist.

https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove

Here's one:

[link:https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove/photos/a.157796790974699.40772.157750900979288/757057017715337/?type=1&theater|

https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove/photos/a.157796790974699.40772.157750900979288/757057017715337/?type=1&theater

[progressoid]

2. And GOD talks to Neil Degrasse Tyson on StarTalk Radio.

http://www.startalkradio.net/show/a-conversation-with-god/



And, yeah, his tweets are hilarious.

For Me human history has been like some horrible children's piano recital I've been sitting through for 10,000 years.
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You are all literally homos.


I created the whole universe just for humanity. The other million billion billion stars were just shits and giggles.

[Hissyspit]

3. (S)He's been there a long time, probably since the beginning.

:rimshot: