Jesus, Tim Tebow will need your help today at 4:30 ET!

[Logical]

Just wanted to give you a heads up!

[MarkCharles]

1. Jesus may be busy saving souls elsewhere.

I also hear that there's a few million starving children to feed.


What team of Satans is Tim fighting against today?

[Logical]

2. Steelers! And obviously God does not care about Starving Children. Wonder why?

[Curmudgeoness]

3. I bet those starving children are not praying

quite as spectacularly as Tebow is. But when he loses, I wonder why god had forsaken him. I get confused.

[Logical]

4. True, they do not do the Tebow Bow when they get a meal. That pisses off God.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. So, um, does that mean there is a god?

And of course he had to say thanks to god---who apparently does care about football.

[Wistful Vista]

6. Looks like Jesus saw your post!

[Logical]

7. I know! I am no longer an atheist!!