A personal relationship with Jesus

[JRLeft]

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[AlbertCat]

1. Knowing that some invisible Iron Age pacifist...

..... is watching me take a shit in the morning is, on some mornings, just a little dab of joy. Depends on how late I ate something.

Fire up another one, dude! Stop bogarting!

[JRLeft]

2. LMFAO!

[mr blur]

3. "If you can't be good, at least be good at it" -

Words to live by!

[JRLeft]

4. "I'm constantly talking to him and never getting an answer back. "

"He's a good listner."

[awoke_in_2003]

5. The Supreme Court says that is legal now

[JRLeft]

6. Shocking with several bible thumpers on the bench.

[onager]

7. Jesus wanted a personal relationship with me.

So I got a Restraining Order.

[JRLeft]

8. I suspect he was a little creepy.