Homeopathic Scotch Introduced to Market
In an innovation in marketing, a consortium of distilleries is introducing a new concept to the world. Homeopathic Scotch is the brainchild of Bonnie George Campbell, who went out on a day and had a drink from a clear, cold stream running through a fen. Knowing that every drop of water on the planet is related to every drop of water ever present on the planet, it occurred to him that the refreshing draught he had just consumed could have contained the "memory" of scotch once drunk by the legendary Brian Boru, and then eliminated near some stream, hundreds of years ago.
A light went on in Campbell's head. If water has memory, then why not bottle some of it and market it as Scotch Whiskey, of the highest order? Containing the homeopathic essence of the finest single-malt scotch whiskeys ever consumed and eliminated by brave Scots throughout history, it would truly represent the very best of what Scottish brewing and distilling could ever produce.
Watch for Bonnie George Campbell's Homeopathic Scotch Whiskey in a pub or dram shop near you. Taste the true measure of Scottish distilling from the ancient past, with never a headache or dented bonnet on your automobile.
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