And now...for something completely different...

[Lucinda]

This post in GD
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027575235#post3

about Kim Jong-Un wrestling an escaped rhino and saving school children, lead me to the main DPRK News Service page (editing to add that I forgot to say that I think it's a parody twitter account) and their honestly honest assessment of the US political goings on here:

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

Which Include:

U.S. abuzz over winter ritual in which deluded serfs of Iowa province gather to determine whose leash they shall wear for next four years.

Revered scholar Donald Trump employs ancient strategies of Chinese warlord Sun Tzu to defeat machinations of corrupt US media.

U.S. deputy president Hillary Clinton named Hero of Socialist Labour for many years of contribution to DPRK foreign intelligence.

US breaks out in popular revolt as government stooge Fox News forcibly ejects dissident Donald Trump from presidential debate.

US province of Iowa votes in seven days. Voters face choice between heroic scholar Donald Trump and weak-footed Marxist Bernard Sanders.


Say what you will about our messy political process....at least we aren't living in Kim Jong-Un's theme park.

[redwitch]

1. Such fun!

U.S. abuzz over winter ritual in which deluded serfs of Iowa province gather to determine whose leash they shall wear for next four years. LOL!

[NurseJackie]

2. Ha! Hysterical! :-D

[brooklynite]

3. I'm guessing these are written for foreign dissemination...

I'm not sure their citizens would understand what "vote", "debate" and "news" mean.

[Lucinda]

4. I'm pretty sure it's parody, but at the same time, it sounds an awful lot like their

usual schtick.

[redwitch]

5. More favorites:

Motorcycle bandits pillage U.S. city of Denver, raping and slaughtering all in their path.

New "hash tag," "#WisdomOfSupremeLeaderKimJongUn dominates philosophical discussions of western computer services Face Book and Twitter

Thrice-accursed dogs at US newspaper Breitbart News issue groveling apology for printing insalubrious fallacies on DPRK buckwheat harvest.


US province of Iowa votes in seven days. Voters face choice between heroic scholar Donald Trump and weak-footed Marxist Bernard Sanders.



hanks Lucinda! This is my new favorite thing on the intertubes!

[Lucinda]

6. Mine too...I've been laughing so much I've scared the cats.

[redwitch]

7. I love it when my cats are clearly questioning my sanity.