"Dear Debbie,"

[whereisjustice]

Hope you are well. As you know, things have been a little rough these past few weeks. For some reason our message just isn't resonating with anyone in America who doesn't live in lower Manhattan. We're sinking faster than that joke I told about wiping servers with a cloth (I handled that pretty well, don't you think? Bill, thought I sounded arrogant, pffffft, he should talk).

Anyhoo, you know that little backdoor DNC rule change we talked about, the one that could potentially unleash a flood of corporate money into my campaign? I think its time to pull the trigger. Now, I know you might be wondering, as one of the world's wealthiest women, how is it that I don't have enough money to run my campaign? Well, you know Bill. Davos on Monday, Bimini on Tuesday, drinks, dinners, hotels, Gucci, Speedo... he's my little money badger, lol.

Anyway, how about it?

Yours truly,

Hillary

p.s. know anyone who might be interested in a chief of staff position? I bet I do!

[leftofcool]

1. Dear Debbie, Could you please explain the FEC contribution rules to Senator sanders?

[Bohemianwriter]

2. If you have a bigger issue with small donors giving more than 2700

in the long haul than corporate money, you have some issues...

Perhaps you should talk to Debbie about party loaylty and supporting ones own party candidates insteade of supporting incumbent republicans...

It's clear you are NOT in favor of getting legalized bribery. So it would be lovely if Hillary supporters would drop your hypocrisy.

[leftofcool]

3. I have no problem with anyone who wants to give as much money as they want to

I have no problem with corporate donors. I do have a problem with a candidate who touts his 27.00 per individual donation which is clearly not true according to the FEC. I do have a problem with a candidate who turns in false data to the FEC also clearly listed on their web site. Now, who is showing hypocrisy?

[Bohemianwriter]

4. In other words....

All in favor of coprate rule and ignore the will of the voters through "Superdelegates"..

On other words, "business as usual".

Got it!

[demwing]

5. you should turn this into a series of tweets: #deardebbie

could be comedy gold

btw - off to the Greatest with you...

[whereisjustice]

6. lol :-)

[farleftlib]

7. Yes that would be hilarious

I think whereisjustice has hit the jackpot here. Great OP, I can see it going viral.