Jimmy Kimmel - Lie Witness News - Super Tuesday Edition

[whatchamacallit]

Is this for real?!?

Trump or Clinton are perfect for a country of lying jackasses

[Buzz Clik]

1. The biggest idiot of all was the Marilyn Monroe doppelganger. And who was she supporting?

[whatchamacallit]

2. Yeah, of course

fap-o-copter

[Buzz Clik]

3. exactly.

"country of lying jackasses" indeed.

[whatchamacallit]

4. All but one of the liars were claiming to vote for Clinton or Trump

[grossproffit]

5. So, "lying jackasses" doesn't apply to those who said they voted for Bernie? Didn't hear those, eh?

[valerief]

7. I heard one person. Marilyn. Why would you attack Bernie? You've a spot in my Forever Ignored list.

[whatchamacallit]

8. No, but if it going to be Hillary and Trump as you're so fond of decreeing

They make sense for these Americans.

[grossproffit]

9. You have me confused with someone else.

[valerief]

6. Kimmel's man-on-the-street bits are always entertaining--and discouraging.

It's like people are conditioned to lie as much as their newscasters and pundits lie.

[grossproffit]

10. My husband loved Jay Leno's Jay Walking.

[olddots]

11. I'm thinking of moving to another solar system .