Face it Hillary Supporters

[Press Virginia]

God prefers Bernie

[FreakinDJ]

1. Didn't the Clintons used to attend a bible study with leading GOP members

[Press Virginia]

3. Obviously they were practicing witchcraft

[FreakinDJ]

8. The GOP brand of the bible is so distorded it might as well be witchcraft

[Electric Monk]

49. The Family

http://www.salon.com/2015/04/25/progressives_cant_trust_hillary_clinton_on_cultural_and_economic_issues_the_problems_are_stark_and_decades_long/

and I'm not sure about "used to"

[hrmjustin]

2. I think not!

[Fumesucker]

6. Indeed, God is into smiting and Hillary shares that passion with Him..

&nohtml5=False

[Lizzie Poppet]

7. Yes, and it's obvious.

[Sheepshank]

4. Which God?

Blah haa haa haa


And the deification of a 25 year veteran politician is almost complete.

[Henhouse]

5. In the "spirit" [No pun intended] of your post. JC is pro-HRC..n/t

[Yurovsky]

15. Jethro Clinton?*

nm

[MineralMan]

9. Nah. That deity is not even observing the primaries.

Assuming that it exists at all, which I believe isn't true.

Every political figure claims to have whatever deity is popular where they are on their side. It's how people are, I guess.

[Press Virginia]

11. Nope. I saw the invite. It's from God's office

[Henhouse]

24. Amen brother....

I'm not sure who said it but one of my favorite quotes is, "The crime of totalitarianism is that it politicizes everything".

Sometimes, I need to take a breath and make sure I'm not guilty....

[BainsBane]

10. Um actually

God is Bernie. It's a known fact that Pope Francis personally invited Bernie to the Vatican to announce that he is the Second Coming of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

[wildeyed]

47. Yep, that's a true fact.

Look, I have a picture to prove it

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[Control-Z]

64. That's a fake.

His finger is pointed all wrong.

[bigtree]

12. god?

...is that you?

[all american girl]

65. It's me, Margret

[BainsBane]

13. OMG. This thread is meant to be serious

That makes it even better.

[Press Virginia]

14. Of course. Who would joke about God's preferred

candidate in the Democratic Party Primary

[BainsBane]

17. Okay, you are now officially my fav Bernie supporter

almost eva--tied with the Jesus = Bernie guy.

[Press Virginia]

19. God's will, obviously

[ucrdem]

16. Hillary beat him to Rome, too.

[NWCorona]

26. And she still voted for that war

[Henhouse]

28. Adds Pope John Paul II to the "Clinton Body Count"...n/t

[NorthCarolina]

35. ...

[TeeYiYi]

40. Ha!

TYY

[CTyankee]

45. was that a good pope or a bad pope?

[pdsimdars]

51. And the good Pope refused their invitation to one of their Foundation events.

Just sayin'

[99Forever]

18. ~I love it!~

[m-lekktor]

20. lol

[redstateblues]

21. I thought Bernie was an atheist

It's funny how all the anti religion folks on DU are now celebrating Bernie's trip to one of the most corrupt religious institutions in the world.

[Press Virginia]

22. How dare you belittle God's clear endorsement

of Bernie

[artislife]

38. Please go on

I hear that the Latino population hates the Church.

Except for most of my relatives...but go on. Please wage a war against it!



PLEASE!!

[BainsBane]

23. One question

What do I do if I'm not totally sure there is a God? Obviously if If I were an anti-theist, I would have to support Hillary, given that God has chosen Bernie. But I'm so unsure I can't even commit to calling myself agnostic. So that really leaves me at a loss about whom to support for the Democratic nomination.

Also, if I were truly concerned about God and such, shouldn't I be supporting Ted Cruz?

[Press Virginia]

25. Ted Cruz doesn't have a letter from God's office

Clearly he's going to hell...along with everyone who doesn't vote for Bernie

[BainsBane]

27. Oh, dear

That does prompt me to question my support for Clinton. While I am not religious, I was raised by a Catholic mother and attended Catholic school for four years, so I know a great deal about shame and the fear of hell.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

30. Imagine

"... Clearly he's going to hell...along with everyone who doesn't vote for Bernie."

-Press Virginia

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

-John Lennon

[JonLeibowitz]

53. Being an anti-theist seems foolhardy. I can understand atheist, obviously. But anti-theist?

That means you believe in a god, and want to gain his ire.

[BainsBane]

58. antitheist includes antitheists and agnostics

If I'm not mistaken. I've been called into the religion room for juries a number of times and have seen the term used there. They are quite particular about nomenclature.

[BainsBane]

62. Actually, maybe it's nontheist.

[ismnotwasm]

29. K&R

This is the best thread evah.

[Dem2]

31. Praise the Lord!

[Kokonoe]

32. God prefers Bernie

Thank You for putting into words what everyone around the world is already thinking.

[postatomic]

33. As long as he can turn Kale into Marijuana, I'm good with that

[geek tragedy]

34. Who do Shiva and Allah prefer? nt

[okasha]

36. A worthy successor to Pat Robertson

as "God's Man in the White House."

[Sancho]

37. Bernie fed 5000 people at a rally with one pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream!!!

[link:https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxD7i4gfopkguny6vOwpSUuJAqeTysmEK8gbAeICnTjUMvrF-b|

I know it's true 'cause I read it on DU!

[pdsimdars]

52. Golden, absolutely GOLDEN!!!!

[brooklynite]

39. Remind me how many Republicans "God" told to run...

[Avalon Sparks]

41. He told me that too.

Go God!

[athena]

42. Honestly, I couldn't tell whether this was a serious post.

That's how weird things have become here. Up is down. Down is up. A lie is an honest statement of the truth if it's told by Bernie. Why shouldn't God prefer Bernie, too, if s/he/it exists?

[athena]

43. Wait ... It is a serious post!

Wow.

[okasha]

46. So were the bird threads.

[PeaceNikki]

44. #WhichGod ?

[leftofcool]

48. Did God tell Bernie to run?

[pdsimdars]

50. Amen to that!!!

And that is how it has always worked. . . you catch the current, and you know you are in the current and you just keep flowing along, you don't have to do anything struggling or fighting, just keep following that flow. And I know you Bernie people are feeling it.

Just enjoy the ride. It is all taken care of.

[tralala]

54. Hillary supporters would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven

[NCTraveler]

55. K&R. Enjoying this one.

[NuclearDem]

56. Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

[Yurovsky]

57. Not sure about that...

mostly because I have no clue as to whether there is a higher power - God, Allah, FSM, L Ron Hubbard's space alien friends - or not.

What I do know, and polls back me up, is that Hillary Rodham Clinton is just not a very likeable person. When people don't trust you, when you have annoying tics (like the dismissive laugh, the angry voice used to lecture those unaware of her amazing-ness, the faux- point at somebody I know in the crowd and give them an awkward overblown smile...), when you change your positions by the moment, and when you take truckloads of cash from the very corporate bastards who are screwing average Americans, well, sorry not sorry.

She won't be the next President. Neither progressives nor republicans are going to vote for her. Nominating her pretty much assures a 4-year clown car ride with Donald Trump. He may be a racist asshole, but people are fired up to vote for that racist asshole.

Nobody is excited about voting for Hillary. Don't kid yourself into thinking you are... Unless you're a Wall Street CEO, there isn't much she's going to do for you.

[Ino]

59. more annoying tics...

the finger jabbing -- often at someone's chest or face
the head bobbing
turning sideways at the podium to stare at the other person talking

[johnp3907]

60. God sucks.

[Skid Rogue]

61. *Sigh* The world just doesn't work that way....

If God was such an interventionist we'd have never had a Hitler.

[wisteria]

63. LOL, your joking, right?

Because, I would have to say, God wants nothing to do with politics.