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MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 12:28 PM Jul 2016

It's enormous fun watching Congressional Republicans squirm.

And squirming they are. Just watch Paul Ryan saying anything positive about Donald Trump. It causes him physical pain. Same goes for all of the prominent Republicans. They hate the man. They don't trust him. They fear him.

He holds in his hands the power to turn the Republican Party into even more of a laughing stock than it already is, and perhaps even to destroy it. And yet, their constituents voted for him in the primaries. They need those votes for their own races.

Republicans are in the depths of a quandary. The voters chose Trump. They need the voters to choose them, too. So, they are forced to support him or risk losing their own constituents. It's freaking hilarious.

Just watch prominent Republicans when they answer questions about Trump from the media. Their discomfort is palpable as they swallow their real feelings and try to say something nice.

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It's enormous fun watching Congressional Republicans squirm. (Original Post) MineralMan Jul 2016 OP
I like it that they squirm. It's like pouring salt on slugs. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2016 #1
Indeed. MineralMan Jul 2016 #2
MMan, you have a classic case of schadenfreude. kstewart33 Jul 2016 #3
They are very protected by gerrymandering underpants Jul 2016 #4
By late today you just know these Wellstone ruled Jul 2016 #5
The phrase that comes to my mind is "looking like a poleaxed steer". They just get a haunted Arkansas Granny Jul 2016 #6
That's why billionaires buy them. n/t Orsino Jul 2016 #7
All Drumpf has to do is say "Afghanistan bananastan" and they go into a trance. longship Jul 2016 #8
or Tan zan' ia Motley13 Jul 2016 #9
Citations for my post. longship Jul 2016 #10

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,686 posts)
1. I like it that they squirm. It's like pouring salt on slugs.
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 12:32 PM
Jul 2016

Ryan and the others have really put themselves in an impossible position: they know Trump is a disaster who shouldn't be allowed within 100 miles of the Oval Office, but they also know that if they want to get re-elected they have to appease the knuckledraggers and troglodytes that comprise Trump's base.

It's delicious. Pass the salt.

underpants

(182,797 posts)
4. They are very protected by gerrymandering
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 12:42 PM
Jul 2016

Frankly they and the Dems basically agree on certain set boundaries so everyone is safe and about 30-40 seats are really ever in doubt.

Every once in a while they screw up. Cantor. They dumped the saltiest of teabagger land into his district assuming the regulars would cover them. They didn't realize that ALL of them would vote. Add in the open primary (there was no Dem primary) so every Dem, like me, that never missed a chance to vote against Cantor could do so. Even if they had a Dem
Primary I often still voted against Cantor because he was going to win anyway. Bratt beat Cantor by 7,000 votes which is 1 in 5 people int the that district that voted for Obama.

 

Wellstone ruled

(34,661 posts)
5. By late today you just know these
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 12:44 PM
Jul 2016

Optic sound bite seeking will step into it big time. If Walsh is an example,Katie bar the door,cause the twits are a coming.

Arkansas Granny

(31,516 posts)
6. The phrase that comes to my mind is "looking like a poleaxed steer". They just get a haunted
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 12:51 PM
Jul 2016

expression on their face.

longship

(40,416 posts)
8. All Drumpf has to do is say "Afghanistan bananastan" and they go into a trance.
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 01:49 PM
Jul 2016

A rather obscure cultural reference there.

Sorry.

Or, maybe "Madagascar" or "Constantinople" might work as well.

Yet another obscure cultural reference.

R& for you MM.

longship

(40,416 posts)
10. Citations for my post.
Fri Jul 8, 2016, 02:27 PM
Jul 2016

"Afghanistan bananastan": The Hot Rock (Robert Redford!)

"Madagascar" and "Constantinople": The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (Woody Allen, Helen Hunt, David Ogden Stiers)

Enjoy! Both good flicks.

BTW, the wiki has it wrong. It is clearly not "Afghanistan banana stand".

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