Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trump’s VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich
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Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trumps VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich
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Donald Trumps vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. Hes considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his short-list of candidates has told him they didnt want things to get weird and spoil their special friendship. Enter the (new) dark horse contender, retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn. He loves the gays, hates Obama, and believes in a womans right to kill babies, so hell fit right in next to Trump. (How many abortions do you think Trump has personally paid for? Like 50? We would guess like 50.)
Flynn has been whispering sweet nothings and anti-jihadist bullshit in Trump since at least February when he signed on as an adviser, but hes been lurking about the shadows of the foreign policy scene for some time now. Flynns served in numerous military intelligence positions, including in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as directed the Joint Special Operations Command from 2004-2007 (JSOC coordinates special forces, like Navy SEALS and Delta Force, and others who Hillary Clinton wouldnt let help in Benghazi), as well as US Central Command. Flynn also served as director of the Defense Intelligence Agency from 2012 to 2014, and thats where things his shit starts to stink.
By most accounts, Flynn was forced to retire because he started fucking around with Pentagon intelligence operations. According to a 2014 WaPo piece Flynns critics found his management style chaotic and disruptive and said he wanted analysts up and out of their cubicles and into the field to support war fighters or high-intensity operations. In other words, he wanted geeks in the Beltway to trade in their keyboards for kevlar.
Flynn has since started his own consulting business like any true patriot with too much time on their hands. His criticisms of military intelligence operations have only grown louder since his retirement. On several occasions hes been brought before Congressional committees to lay blame for the Russian invasion of Crimea, and the rise of ISIS, at the feet of the Obama administration. More recently, hes been stomping his own feet on teevee as a talking head, mouthing off on familiar Trump talking points, like how bad the Iranian nuclear deal is, or Obamas refusal to say radical Islam because it doesnt clearly define the enemy. Apparently, assholes is just too broad.
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