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MADem

(135,425 posts)
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:43 AM Jul 2016

Trump’s Celebrity Shortage

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/16/opinion/campaign-stops/pence-and-trump-veep-by-tweet.html?action=click&contentCollection=Europe&module=Trending&version=Full®ion=Marginalia&pgtype=article


One thing Donald Trump ought to be good at is throwing a celebrity-packed convention, right?

Right?


It’s just about the only thing we should be able to count on. He’s never been in government. His business career includes a string of bankrupt casinos, unpaid bills from small businesses, a smarmy “university” and a rather troubled Scottish golf course. But Donald Trump has always been a guy who knew how to slather on some glitz.

“It’s very important to put some showbiz into a convention, otherwise people are going to fall asleep,” the man himself told The Washington Post.

The list is in, and the celebrities include pro golfer Natalie Gulbis, currently 484th in women’s world rankings, and Dana White, head of a big mixed martial arts organization. Plus Antonio Sabato Jr., former underwear model turned reality TV show regular. And a ton of members of the Trump family.

Trump said he was planning a “winners’ evening” with supporters like New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady, who promptly said he wasn’t coming. (Although Brady, who has been banned from playing the first part of the next season would seem to have a lot of time on his hands.) Trump made a similar announcement about the Steelers’ quarterback, with similar results.

Even Tim Tebow, former college star turned failed professional football player turned inspirational speaker, is going to be a no-show.....Of course, none of us actually cares there aren’t going to be any quarterbacks at the Republican convention. But if Trump can’t negotiate some cheesy diversions, what makes anybody think he can negotiate a new trade deal with China?

And by the way, were you curious about why Sarah Palin wasn’t coming to the convention? Easy answer. The Republican Party’s presumed presidential nominee says it’s because Alaska is too far from Cleveland.

Honest to gosh. “She was asked. It’s a little bit difficult because of where she is. We love Sarah. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it’s a long ways away,” Trump told The Washington Examiner .... Saying made-up things is a Trump stock in trade. Many of his fans defend his crazy statements about Muslims or Mexican walls or trade wars with a wave of the hand and a “you know he doesn’t mean it.” But we are getting into Twilight Zone territory here. There’s really no real......
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Trump’s Celebrity Shortage (Original Post) MADem Jul 2016 OP
+1, "Natalie Gulbis, currently 484th in women’s world rankings, " uponit7771 Jul 2016 #1
Maybe the exposure'll up her brand a bit. Or not. Hortensis Jul 2016 #8
It's true! Alaska is far from cleveland, but we have this new invention called an airplane. dubyadiprecession Jul 2016 #2
A woman who flew home from the southwest--in LABOR--with a stopover in Seattle MADem Jul 2016 #3
BET TRUMP WILL "FIRE" HIM! cynzke Jul 2016 #18
MORE LIKE..... cynzke Jul 2016 #15
Is Palin hinting that she wants the Trump campaign to buy airline tickets,etc for her and her brood? patricia92243 Jul 2016 #4
HA! That could be it...and "The Donald" is cheap. MADem Jul 2016 #5
Charlie sheen won't be invited either... dubyadiprecession Jul 2016 #6
Where are all the Celebrity Apprentices? mainstreetonce Jul 2016 #7
Surely Scott Baio is going to be there. And Clint Eastwood's chair. japple Jul 2016 #9
WHY NOT INVITE MARCO RUBIO...... cynzke Jul 2016 #19
Susan Sarandon? NurseJackie Jul 2016 #10
If they're really desperate, there's always Ted Nugent. bulloney Jul 2016 #11
That's "Secretary of the Interior Ted Nugent," if Trump has his way..... MADem Jul 2016 #13
More like Secretary of the INFERIOR in my opinion. bulloney Jul 2016 #20
Ha--fair point! He holds that position now!!! nt MADem Jul 2016 #22
A veritable "Z" list of little-known celebrities! greatauntoftriplets Jul 2016 #12
I would bet Palin would have been more than happy to go ToxMarz Jul 2016 #14
Her son's been a bit of a problem of late. Jail, you know. nolabear Jul 2016 #21
See if Clint's doing anything during the convention. no_hypocrisy Jul 2016 #16
Clint Eastwood Encore? colsohlibgal Jul 2016 #17

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
8. Maybe the exposure'll up her brand a bit. Or not.
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 08:14 AM
Jul 2016

Enjoyed this, MADem. even though no quarterbacks is going to be a sad letdown for me. I am genuinely surprised that no entertainment celebrities are showing, not even a B-lister.

dubyadiprecession

(5,711 posts)
2. It's true! Alaska is far from cleveland, but we have this new invention called an airplane.
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:52 AM
Jul 2016

Sarah Palin is so far from cleveland, i'll bet she can see russia from her house.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
3. A woman who flew home from the southwest--in LABOR--with a stopover in Seattle
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:57 AM
Jul 2016

couldn't manage to find her way to Cleveland...?

Yeah, that stunk on ice to me, too!!!!

He doesn't want Crazy Caribou Barbie upstaging him!

Already he's stuck with TALLER, BETTER HAIR, BETTER TAN, BETTER LOOKING fundy nutjob Pence!!!

I read he had regrets about Pence....wonder if Pence has regrets about him? LOL!

cynzke

(1,254 posts)
15. MORE LIKE.....
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 08:57 AM
Jul 2016

His family told him to dump the loony. She can't help him. I'm sure she would be happy to pay for her plane ticket. Maybe dog sled in!

MADem

(135,425 posts)
5. HA! That could be it...and "The Donald" is cheap.
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 07:32 AM
Jul 2016

Remember when she spent a FORTUNE in RNC money on clothes, make up, new designer glasses, etc?

Incredible.

dubyadiprecession

(5,711 posts)
6. Charlie sheen won't be invited either...
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 07:44 AM
Jul 2016

after he told the media that trump gave him a present of cheap cufflinks.

cynzke

(1,254 posts)
19. WHY NOT INVITE MARCO RUBIO......
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:38 AM
Jul 2016

He could appear on stage and drink a gallon of water in fifteen seconds. At least Sarah could serve a cold word salad. But they missed out on Ben Carson. They could have him perform live "brain surgery" on himself! Wouldn't take long!

bulloney

(4,113 posts)
11. If they're really desperate, there's always Ted Nugent.
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 08:23 AM
Jul 2016

The fact that Nugent's not on the list already tells me that one of them repulses the other. Or maybe it's mutual.

ToxMarz

(2,166 posts)
14. I would bet Palin would have been more than happy to go
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 08:48 AM
Jul 2016

But would have required travel, food, lodging and wardrobe for her and her brood. And we know the RNC is broke, and The Donald is cheap.

nolabear

(41,960 posts)
21. Her son's been a bit of a problem of late. Jail, you know.
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 12:27 PM
Jul 2016

I imagine no one wants that front and center, though it never seems to have bothered "The Law and Order Candidate" before.

That sobriquet scares the ever-loving CRAP out of me btw but is great fodder for Hillary's campaign. I hope they get out in front of it fast.

colsohlibgal

(5,275 posts)
17. Clint Eastwood Encore?
Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:21 AM
Jul 2016

Really, they got nothing celebrity wise, the Dems are loaded with them.

It is so hard to believe enough republicans will support him, there have to be millions thinking like George Will and Jeb.

But most of us never thought he would ever get this far and we know the misinformation will be flowing from Fox and Rush and others. I have bookmarked MapleMatch just in case.

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