Let me remind you f*ckers who I am

[Beantighe]

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This made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it here.

Let Me Remind You Fuckers Who I Am

by Hillary Clinton

What the fuck is your problem, America??

I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next eight years catching shit on all sides, all so I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn day in November.

“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.

Here’s all you need to know about me:
1.In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
2.The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.
3.Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.

https://medium.com/shitHRCcantsay/let-me-remind-you-fuckers-who-i-am-e6e8b297fe47#.s2xcgvton

[OKNancy]

1. OK, I admit it... I laughed

[nolabear]

2. I started to share it but the click-through doesn't work. It's hysterical though!

I think there's a way to fix it but it's early and I'm lazy.

[Beantighe]

3. It is!

I'm just not savvy enough to fix the link. I tried.

[BobbyDrake]

8. Remove the @, then it will work fine. nt

[Beantighe]

10. Done and thank you!

[BooScout]

5. I managed to share it...

I just clicked on the floating bird on the bar to share it on twitter.

I loved this, lol

[Adrahil]

4. I laughed, I am ashamed to admit. ;) NT

[LoverOfLiberty]

6. No matter how hard I try

I just can't read this in her voice.

[Orsino]

7. Funny. n/t

[JSup]

9. ...

"They made me bake cookies."

That's where I lost it; glad I wasn't drinking anything.

[Wounded Bear]

11. K & R ......that's funny! nt

[Squinch]

12. I think we are all going to die laughing when Key and Peele get their hands on this stuff.

[Beantighe]

13. I don't know what that means.

?

[Squinch]

15. It's a comedy team. They used to do a bit on "Obama's anger translator," where Obama

would say something very measured and diplomatic in response to the bigotry that had been thrown at him. Then his "anger translator" would restate it in vernacular with a lot of really pissed off swear words. You can probably find it on Youtube. It's worth looking for. Absolutely a scream.

[Beantighe]

16. Thanks...

I admit to being a little out of touch with that stuff!

[Squinch]

17. I am the worst with pop culture, but I saw one of their bits once and I was hooked. They're

geniuses.

My nieces laugh at me when I ask them if Taylor Swift is a big deal. Now I ask mostly just to freak them out.

[Hekate]

14. "They made me bake cookies. They're scared of me." Yes they did & yes they are!

The GOP and VRWC has hated her with a visceral and unreasoning passion from that day forward.

[ismnotwasm]

18. See--That's why I could never run for office

That's how I would sound at least on occasion

[Beantighe]

19. Me too!

[AgadorSparticus]

20. "They made me bake cookies." <---LMAO!!!!!

This is hilarious. Loved it!