Are you registered to vote? Are you sure? Find out here how to register or check your status.

[L. Coyote]

http://www.canivote.org/

Need help with voting? You've come to the right place. This nonpartisan web site was created by state election officials to help eligible voters figure out how and where to go vote. Choose a category below to get started:

In most states, you must register before you can vote. Click here for a National Mail Voter Registration Form (need U.S. address). Not sure if you're already registered, or need to update your information? Select your state, county or city in the drop down menu.

This website is maintained by the National Association of Secretaries of State, the nation's oldest, nonpartisan professional association for public officials. Our members are the chief state election officials in 40 states. If you are an active duty member of the uniformed services, or a citizen living outside of the United States, please visit the Federal Voting Assistance Program website. If you have questions about voting, please use the election official directory on this site to contact your state or local election office.

[L. Coyote]

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Trump. Trump who?

That's what everyone will be saying.

[tawadi]

2. kick