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HipChick

(25,485 posts)
Sat Sep 3, 2016, 02:12 PM Sep 2016

Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites..

The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native peoples. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”


http://cityworldnews.com/native-american-amnesty/

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Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites.. (Original Post) HipChick Sep 2016 OP
Satire site meow2u3 Sep 2016 #1
Bwahahaha! Ligyron Sep 2016 #2
absolutely delicious!!! niyad Sep 2016 #3
I LOVE THIS!! I want to send it to someone I know who truly believes we need to make America white a AgadorSparticus Sep 2016 #4
We dont need amnesty, we won the war. Travis_0004 Sep 2016 #5
Hitler was ahead for a few years too, until he wasn't. n/t jtuck004 Sep 2016 #7
Which one? Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2016 #12
All the Europeans read this, and went looking for the word "satire', whereupon they all let out a jtuck004 Sep 2016 #6
As someone who is part Native Hawaiian yuiyoshida Sep 2016 #8
ding ding ding allan01 Sep 2016 #9
Poetic. nightscanner59 Sep 2016 #10
+1 Person 2713 Sep 2016 #11
K&R. Yes please! Overseas Sep 2016 #13
Shepherd's Pie trucks on every corner. nt Codeine Sep 2016 #14
Don't forget the calzones. forest444 Sep 2016 #15
Is that prosciutto? I'll have 1 large with pesto & extra marinara please. Send the bill to Trump. GoDawgs Sep 2016 #19
I hear you. forest444 Sep 2016 #21
Love it. sinkingfeeling Sep 2016 #16
This would absolutely never happen. LuvNewcastle Sep 2016 #17
K&R. Love the subject title. Mr_Jefferson_24 Sep 2016 #18
Take a look at the real scene of the first landing........ DFW Sep 2016 #20
that's a great cartoon - it should be seen by everyone! liberalla Sep 2016 #23
K&R CajunBlazer Sep 2016 #22

Ligyron

(7,632 posts)
2. Bwahahaha!
Sat Sep 3, 2016, 03:11 PM
Sep 2016

Good one. I remember when they'd let people smoke weed at rock concerts held on Seminole lands here in Fl back when it was hard to get a permit elsewhere.

Good times!

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
4. I LOVE THIS!! I want to send it to someone I know who truly believes we need to make America white a
Sat Sep 3, 2016, 03:32 PM
Sep 2016

I mean, really. Who thinks like that in this day and age....mindboggling...

 

jtuck004

(15,882 posts)
6. All the Europeans read this, and went looking for the word "satire', whereupon they all let out a
Sat Sep 3, 2016, 03:34 PM
Sep 2016

collective sigh and went back to their racist lives, laughing at these people in prisoner of war camps.

GoDawgs

(267 posts)
19. Is that prosciutto? I'll have 1 large with pesto & extra marinara please. Send the bill to Trump.
Sun Sep 4, 2016, 04:06 AM
Sep 2016

Its 3:45 am and you have caused a giant case of the munchies with your damned food porn! Well, the mai tai pitcher earlier bears some small responsibility.

LuvNewcastle

(16,844 posts)
17. This would absolutely never happen.
Sat Sep 3, 2016, 04:48 PM
Sep 2016

If they kicked out all the Europeans, who would be gambling at the casinos?

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