Trump just released list of the military folks he'd use to replace the Generals

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RogelioGarcia Lawyer ?@LawyerRogelio 13h13 hours ago
Trump just released the military folks he will use to replace the Generals he claims are in rubbles!

[underpants]

1. Hilarious

[Hortensis]

9. After laughing, my first thought too. Here are some for Trump.

[BumRushDaShow]

3. He forgot

Captain "Howlin' Mad" Murdoch!

[underpants]

7. Well, at least half of them aren't ....deployable

[BumRushDaShow]

14. He could always use this guy

[underpants]

15. So many questions but no answers with that guy

SpongeBob (sniffs the air) " I smell despair"
Squidward "That's probably me"
SpongeBob "I said despair not bitterness"


Yes, I have an 11 year old.

[BumRushDaShow]

21. My sister and I

originally thought he was a piece of swiss cheese (my now 25 year old niece was a fan when the show first came out back in the late '90s)!

(I do like it though - it borrows the look and feel of the cartoons from the '70s and then takes the gags over the top )

[underpants]

24. I love it

You should have seen my wife, myself, and the mother of two of my daughter's friends at the second movie. We were laughing so much the kids turned around and looked at us.

The skepticism it teaches kids about their employer employee relationship is one of my favorite parts. Pure joy is the predominant one.

[BumRushDaShow]

26. The writers knew which generation to target!

[underpants]

30. If you didn't know - Spongebob and computer wife Karen are the married couple in this video

[BumRushDaShow]

31. I always thought that video

was not only wacky, but very much utilizing the British comedic style (not easy for Americans to pull off)!

[Thinkingabout]

4. This is a wonderful list, they would serve Trump very well, probably serve much better than Trump.

[jberryhill]

5. General Welfare will be the first to go

[underpants]

6. BAM!

[BootinUp]

8. Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaave MAaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!

[BumRushDaShow]

32. I liked Cavey!

I still have my Captain Caveman sunglasses (wore them at a senior costume dress up thing back in high school).

[longship]

10. Where's Major Major?

After all, everybody wants chocolate covered cotton.

[underpants]

16. I'd anyone calls I'm not here

[sarge43]

35. Relieved by Major Payne n/t

[itsrobert]

11. General Dollar?

General Tire, General Telephone,

[itsrobert]

12. Dunt Dah Dunt

Captain Chaos

[underpants]

17. You could feel how much fun they had making those movies when watching them

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. This guy....

[Laser102]

18. Well I'm impressed. I didn't think he could assemble such an impressive group to give him advice.

I mean Sgt.Schultz himself has more knowledge than any of our Generals. LOL

[SwankyXomb]

45. But "he knows nothing"!

[lame54]

19. If he wins we could all use some Capt Morgan

[spooky3]

20. No Captain Kirk? and I love that General Tso!

[spooky3]

22. And what about Major Tony Nelson? He'd bring Jeannie!

[TeamPooka]

50. and Major Frank Burns. nt

[stopwastingmymoney]

66. OH yeah, Frank would totally be a Trump fan, nt

[BootinUp]

23. Kirk is the real deal man, don't mess with James T. Kirk, lol.

[underpants]

25. General Tso is a chicken

[OKNancy]

28. that was the one that got me to laugh out loud. n/t

[True Dough]

27. And leading the grunts on the ground will be:

Of course because Trump has a WWE connection, he may also be able to enlist the help of:

[vlyons]

29. and from "Catch 22"

Lt Col Korn, Major Major, Gen Scheisskopf, Capt Milo Minderbinder, Gen Dreedle

[lastlib]

63. Colonel Flagg from M*A*S*H*!!

[bluestateguy]

33. Maybe Col. Jessup from "A Few Good Men"

nt

[BootinUp]

39. Of course! Because we can't handle the truth!!!!!!!!

That this buffoon could be elected POTUS!

[jmowreader]

34. Captain Kangaroo's his first pick for the Supreme Court

How else would he turn SCOTUS into a Kangaroo court?

[cornball 24]

36. Not to be ignored, the inimitable Major F--- Up!

[lsewpershad]

37. Indeed.

Don't put beyond him.

[DemoTex]

38. Promote Capt. Queeg to Admiral and make him Chairman of the Joint Chiefs

Queeg: "This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, they're very much mistaken. Since you've taken this course, the innocent will be punished with the guilty. There will be no liberty for any member of this crew for three months. I will not be made a fool of! Do you hear me?"

Queeg and Trump would get along famously.

[Sancho]

40. Damn...what about Captain Ron!!!

Best Navy man ever!

"If something going to happen, it's going to happen out there!"

[Hulk]

41. This draft dodging coward shouldn't be able to even discuss the military.

He certainly wasn't the ONLY draft dodging coward from the Vietnam era, but to hear him denigrate military generals and other staff make me spitting mad.

Other decent young men went to Vietnam in this piece of shit's place, and tens of thousands died, and hundreds of thousands were wounded and had their lives crunched by that ugly war. To hear this piece if embarrassing and disgusting shit criticize anyone in the military is a personal insult to this Vietnam Vet.

[BootinUp]

43. LOL, Oh dear if you ain't right. nt

[madinmaryland]

42. Don't forget Agent Mike Hunt and Lee L Mercer for head of the Eye Spy National and

International. All Three!!!

[yuiyoshida]

44. I am guessing Captain Morgan

was a major influence.

[90-percent]

46. Donald's big tough generals list cost him my vote!

The orange psychopath didn't include CAPTAIN BEEFHEART on his list.

-90% Jimmy

[Leith]

47. Here Are Three More, Ready and Willing to Serve!

General Nuisance
Major Pain
Corporal Punishment

[spooky3]

53. Lol!

[Marcuse]

48. General Ripper & General Kilgore

[link:|

[DinahMoeHum]

49. Don't forget Private Parts and Major Leagueyabbos.

[JonathanRackham]

51. Apparently he's keeping these officers.

Major Malfunction and
General Disaster

Private Parts went AWOL

[awoke_in_2003]

52. What about Admiral Ackbar? nt

[SunSeeker]

54. LOL

[MarianJack]

55. How about Sad Sack & Sgt. Snorkle?

And maybe General Halfyrack, Lt. Fuzz & Sgt. Fury?

PEACE!

[Chrisdutch]

56. And to run the whole thing

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.Ma6785854a1d905ec5147f1ee9b09c08eH0&w=300&h=168&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

[MyOwnPeace]

57. Excuse me!!!!!!!!!

What about NASA?

Where's Major Tom?????

(same place Drumf's head is - lost in space!)

[BumRushDaShow]

59. "Where's Major Tom?????"

He's sittin' in a tin can.

[armed_and_liberal]

58. Naval would have to Commander McHale and Ensign Parker!

[BumRushDaShow]

60. He could also use the bravado of this guy!

[tribe-time]

61. col klink has to be included

n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

64. ^^+10

[lastlib]

62. Left out Major Hochschtetter, Colonel Klink, and General Burkhalter.

Or his REAL military supporters, General Electric, General Dynamics, and General Tire and Rubber?

[Ilsa]

65. Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear) from Mystery Men.

Maybe he would employ the Shoveler, Mr. Furious,and the Spleen to help out.

[ffr]

67. Needs to be sent to every rethug in my E-mail addressbook.

[Rex]

68. What this thread needs in more Gavin MacLeod!!

No captain Stubing?

[burrowowl]

69. Hilarious!

[Mr Maru]

70. Perfect

[mwooldri]

71. Seargent Pepper? Naaa....

She's with me.


Paul McCartney (@PaulMcCartney) https://twitter.com/PaulMcCartney/status/766046537608597505
August 17, 2016

As for Ringo... he hasn't come out for any candidate but he cancelled a concert in my adopted home state over HB2.