2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumPneumonia Virus Terrified After Remembering What Clintons Capable Of
WASHINGTONExpressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clintons pneumonia was reportedly terrified Monday after remembering what the Clintons were capable of. Oh shit, what the hell was I thinkingyou dont get on the wrong side of these people, said the infectious agent, which became increasingly worried while recalling just how far the Clintons were willing to go to get what they wanted, as well as what often happened to those who dared to cross the powerful politicians. Everybody knows you never mess with the Clintons. These people wont hesitate to absolutely crush you, and they have the money and connections to do it. I knew I shouldve just stayed clear. Im so fucked. At press time, the horrified virus was reportedly planning to avoid the Clintons wrath by taking its own life.
http://www.theonion.com/article/pneumonia-virus-terrified-after-remembering-what-c-53927
I do believe "The Onion" just managed to make fun of about five Clinton CTs in one paragraph...
Maven
(10,533 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)they are always funny.
Wounded Bear
(58,649 posts)AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)ms liberty
(8,574 posts)Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)In which case, it would have to be a bacterium, not a virus. Did the Onion get that wrong?
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)CT is a Two-Letter Acronym, but which one? Connecticut?