Today, at some point, Donald Trump will lie to you using the vocabulary of a toddler.

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Steve Marmel ?@Marmel Jul 23
Today, at some point, Donald Trump will lie to you using the vocabulary of a toddler.
I could retweet this every day.
I may.
- @Marmel

Sopan Deb ?@SopanDeb 16h16 hours ago
This whole thing is worth your time to read from Trump in Florida today:

[MoonRiver]

1. So, according to Deplorable Don, we're supposed to sink to the level of ISIS,

and negate all national and international laws of human rights. No thanks, moron.

[Guilded Lilly]

2. Which is it Don?

Is America horrible, in stinking shape and a garbage pit of chaos and Democrat driven mediocrity, or do we have amazing hospital facilities, the best doctors in the world and fully modern care?

[narnian60]

7. +1

[BSdetect]

3. His brain is addled

Micro strokes I suspect. Brain to small to run normal detection procedures so he goes undianosed.

I just heard that from somebody, somewhere so its a fact.

[forgotmylogin]

4. From what I read, the guy is a naturalized citizen

USA Today: Born in Afghanistan in 1988, Rahami is a naturalized U.S. citizen. ...

So Trump wants to remove his rights and treat him like a foreign terrorist. He is a criminal, and possibly a terrorist, but he's one of ours. Trump likes to go by the "toothpick in the woodpile" method of determining race.

Damn right we give him medical care, which includes "room service" because that's what you get in a hospital.

We want him in good health so he can be prosecuted fairly, and hopefully provide information that explains *why* he did what he did, and intel about anyone else like him so we can stop the next one.

Mr. Trump, unlike what your buddies tell you, lynching is illegal. And you do not get to strip US citizens of their rights just because of your paranoid boogerall that riles up the drooling racist and bigoted minions who provide the majority of your base.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. Biggest lies always followed by...

Believe me.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Today, Trump will unleash a twitterstorm on GHWBush

and call him Poopie Poppie.
Tomorrow he'll say something even more juvenile.
These are sure things.