Somehow I only just found this -- Anyone who hasn't seen Chris Lamb, this is hilarious satire.
Trump Campaign Releases List of Other Things They Blame on Hillary Clinton
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/gop-releases-results-of-3_b_12154670.html?
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On Tuesday morning, the Trump campaign released a list of other things it blames on Clinton.
Zero “Bubba” Honor, a spokesman for the Trump campaign, said the list also includes a number of other reasons that conclusively shows that Clinton is unfit to be president.
“Once the American people see this,” Honor said, “they will see her for who she really is.”
Honor said it’s important that voters know the truth about the candidates when they vote on November 8.
“They can vote for someone who believes in equal opportunity, equal justice for all, a living wage, and compassionate treatment for the ill and elderly,” he said, “or they can vote for Donald Trump. I hope they make the right choice,”
Allegations include:
Clinton removes the tag off mattresses in blatant violation of the law.
Clinton jaywalked in New York City in 2007 - and if she denies it, we have the video to prove it.
Clinton is responsible for Donald Trump’s lies because her campaign checks his facts.
Clinton is responsible for perpetuating the hoax of global warming.
Clinton caused the breakup of the marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Clinton once tried to go through the express checkout line at a grocery store with 13 items.
Clinton is responsible for why police can’t just arrest anyone they want.
Clinton believes in racial and gender equality - and not just for white men.
Clinton is responsible for why the United States can’t deport all Mexicans, who we all know are all drug dealers, criminals, and rapists.
See other hilarious satire by Chris Lamb here:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/fact-checkers-threaten-to_b_12253166.html?
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/gary-johnson-changes-name_b_12111604.html?
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/wikileaks-confirms-that-d_b_12070168.html?
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/post_12998_b_11759952.html?
Fox Network to Air Quiz Show, “Are You Dumber Than a Trump Supporter?”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/fox-to-air-quiz-show-are-_b_11921068.html?
