Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:41 PM

PatrickforO (11,647 posts)

GOP Senator Says Grabbing A Woman’s Genitals Is Not Sexual Assault

"I think that's a stretch."

That's right...it's Jeff Sessions, that paragon of Republican manhood!

I'm really having a hard time stopping laughing here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-sessions-trump-sexual-assault_us_57fbb902e4b068ecb5e06988?section=us_politics

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9 replies	Author	Time	Post
GOP Senator Says Grabbing A Woman’s Genitals Is Not Sexual Assault (Original post)	PatrickforO	Oct 2016	OP
If somebody did that to his wife, would it then qualify? nt	Xipe Totec	Oct 2016	#1
Wanna bet he'd change his tune if some dude just walked up and grabbed his junk?	Glamrock	Oct 2016	#2
Say that to each of your seven granddaughters, Sessions	C_U_L8R	Oct 2016	#3
"Lawmakers" who don't know basic criminal law.	Barack_America	Oct 2016	#4
Actually, sadly, in many states it isn't	LongtimeAZDem	Oct 2016	#7
Ohhhh Jeffie, the peope from Ala. arent going to like you saying that!	napi21	Oct 2016	#5
He's like a satanic Keebler Elf...	Blue Idaho	Oct 2016	#6
Just called and left messages at all offices	Tsiyu	Oct 2016	#8
"Well, if this was a legitimate grab......"	DFW	Oct 2016	#9

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:48 PM

Xipe Totec (42,729 posts)

1. If somebody did that to his wife, would it then qualify? nt

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:49 PM

Glamrock (10,131 posts)

2. Wanna bet he'd change his tune if some dude just walked up and grabbed his junk?

What an asshole.

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:50 PM

C_U_L8R (38,255 posts)

3. Say that to each of your seven granddaughters, Sessions

What a shithead.

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:53 PM

Barack_America (28,876 posts)

4. "Lawmakers" who don't know basic criminal law.

It's assault, jackass, prosecutable in every state.

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 11:18 PM

LongtimeAZDem (4,337 posts)

7. Actually, sadly, in many states it isn't

In New York, it's only "Forcible Touching"; a misdemeanor, for crying out loud.

Here in AZ, it would be Sexual Abuse, a felony.

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:53 PM

napi21 (45,031 posts)

5. Ohhhh Jeffie, the peope from Ala. arent going to like you saying that!

I know you're only up for reelection in 2018, but some people have LONG MEMORIES! Don't believe me, ask Todd Akin, former Congressman.

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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:56 PM

Blue Idaho (4,825 posts)

6. He's like a satanic Keebler Elf...

With teeny tiny hands...

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Tue Oct 11, 2016, 12:37 AM

Tsiyu (18,186 posts)

8. Just called and left messages at all offices

(except the very full voice mailbox in Washington) to advise the women working for sexual-predator-condoning Senator Jeff Sessions that they should report it to the proper authorities if Sessions has assaulted their privates.

"Ladies, it is indeed a criminal action despite the fervent denials of your boss. Protect yourselves. And please report to child services if you have witnessed the senator grabbing the genitals of his granddaughters, a very real possibility if he believes this is acceptable behavior toward females.

"If the senator invites Trump to the office, please wear shields over your genitals at all times. Stay safe."

What a LOWLIFE SCUMBAG. I feel dirty living one entire state away from this putrid deviant.

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Tue Oct 11, 2016, 05:10 AM

DFW (40,226 posts)

9. "Well, if this was a legitimate grab......"

I seem to remember a similar remark destroying a sure Senate seat for some clown in Missouri.

Claire McCaskill will tell anyone that asks her flat out that the one remark saved her Senate seat for her. I suppose it would be too much to hope that Sessions would suffer a similar fate as Troy Akin the next time his seat is up?

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