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Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:41 PM

GOP Senator Says Grabbing A Woman’s Genitals Is Not Sexual Assault

"I think that's a stretch."



That's right...it's Jeff Sessions, that paragon of Republican manhood!

I'm really having a hard time stopping laughing here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-sessions-trump-sexual-assault_us_57fbb902e4b068ecb5e06988?section=us_politics

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Reply GOP Senator Says Grabbing A Woman’s Genitals Is Not Sexual Assault (Original post)
PatrickforO Oct 2016 OP
Xipe Totec Oct 2016 #1
Glamrock Oct 2016 #2
C_U_L8R Oct 2016 #3
Barack_America Oct 2016 #4
LongtimeAZDem Oct 2016 #7
napi21 Oct 2016 #5
Blue Idaho Oct 2016 #6
Tsiyu Oct 2016 #8
DFW Oct 2016 #9

Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:48 PM

1. If somebody did that to his wife, would it then qualify? nt

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:49 PM

2. Wanna bet he'd change his tune if some dude just walked up and grabbed his junk?

What an asshole.

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:50 PM

3. Say that to each of your seven granddaughters, Sessions

What a shithead.

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:53 PM

4. "Lawmakers" who don't know basic criminal law.

It's assault, jackass, prosecutable in every state.

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #4)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 11:18 PM

7. Actually, sadly, in many states it isn't

In New York, it's only "Forcible Touching"; a misdemeanor, for crying out loud.

Here in AZ, it would be Sexual Abuse, a felony.

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:53 PM

5. Ohhhh Jeffie, the peope from Ala. arent going to like you saying that!

I know you're only up for reelection in 2018, but some people have LONG MEMORIES! Don't believe me, ask Todd Akin, former Congressman.

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:56 PM

6. He's like a satanic Keebler Elf...

With teeny tiny hands...

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Tue Oct 11, 2016, 12:37 AM

8. Just called and left messages at all offices

(except the very full voice mailbox in Washington) to advise the women working for sexual-predator-condoning Senator Jeff Sessions that they should report it to the proper authorities if Sessions has assaulted their privates.

"Ladies, it is indeed a criminal action despite the fervent denials of your boss. Protect yourselves. And please report to child services if you have witnessed the senator grabbing the genitals of his granddaughters, a very real possibility if he believes this is acceptable behavior toward females.

"If the senator invites Trump to the office, please wear shields over your genitals at all times. Stay safe."

What a LOWLIFE SCUMBAG. I feel dirty living one entire state away from this putrid deviant.

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Response to PatrickforO (Original post)

Tue Oct 11, 2016, 05:10 AM

9. "Well, if this was a legitimate grab......"

I seem to remember a similar remark destroying a sure Senate seat for some clown in Missouri.

Claire McCaskill will tell anyone that asks her flat out that the one remark saved her Senate seat for her. I suppose it would be too much to hope that Sessions would suffer a similar fate as Troy Akin the next time his seat is up?

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