Attention Mr. Trump - Expert Witness For Sale

[Yallow]

Tell me what you want me to be a "witness" to, and how much you will pay, and........

Can a campaign implode in a nuclear way?

I think the Donald is making fun of his deplorables now......

[displacedtexan]

1. That British witness once claimed to be marrying a Bergdorf. He lied.

He tried to have a fake wedding announcement published in the newspaper. Probably background for some kind of scam he was running. Anyway, there was no such Bergdorf woman, and the paper refused to publish the fake announcement.

Funny. The newspaper's "extreme vetting" is better than the Trump campaign's.

[MyOwnPeace]

2. Job application:

What would you like me to say:

1. No, I saw HER reach for his ........

2. Couldn't have happened - he was studying his position papers (no, not THOSE positions!)

3. He was at a meeting of his Foundation to donate more money to (what charity should I name here?)

4. Since he was on the phone with Speaker Ryan to discuss a unified strategy for the party campaign he couldn't have.............

5. Mr. Trump and Gov. Pence have been out fishing all day. How could you possibly think they're not "buds?"

6. Of course Mr. Trump stopped everything to take a phone call from Senator McCain.

7. Mr. Trump is working to schedule more time to include more of the national press corps in his daily schedule, especially for Q&A opportunities.

8. Why, yes, I heard him say that he DOES plan to seek out and include outstanding minority members in his Cabinet.

Can I have a job - I think I'd fit right in with your "team!"