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Sun Oct 30, 2016, 11:09 AM

 

Weird Dilbert Guy Promises To Assassinate Donald Trump If He Becomes Hitler. O … Kay?

Yay, Scott Adams, the creepy and weird guy who makes the Dilbert cartoons, is being creepy and weird again! He’s fawned all over “polyamorous alpha male serial kisser” Donald Trump, even going so far as to suggest he thinks Trump is handsome. He’s shared his thoughts about how men who support Trump are way sexxxier than men who support Hillary Clinton, because obviously. And he’s “endorsed” Hillary, but ONLY because she is terrible and keeps acting like Donald Trump is Hitler, which means all Clinton supporters will murder him dead if he supports Hitler. Or something.

Now, Adams has a promise to make to America. He doesn’t think Trump is ACTUALLY like Hitler, but if it turns out that he is just like Hitler, he will go ahead and murder Trumpy Hitler, because that’s what you have to do when you accidentally elect Trumpy Hitler as president, you assassinate them:

My promise: If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. That’s an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is.

As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, I’m confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation.

In other words, I’m willing to bet my life that the “monster” view of Trump is an illusion.



THANK GOODNESS! Don’t you feel safe and secure now? If Trump starts murdering Jewish people even a little bit, Scott Adams, valiant man-beast that he is, will kill him dead. If Trump genuinely acts like he hates women or gays or racial minorities, Scott Adams will go ahead and maketh murder upon him. Never mind the yooooge body of evidence that Trump really, for real, is a misogynist racist. We don’t know what Trump would actually have to do that would be so bad that the weird Dilbert guy would kill him dead, but don’t worry, Scott Adams has got this.


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Response to Madam45for2923 (Original post)

Sun Oct 30, 2016, 11:10 AM

1. Trump is already Hitler -

And I've stopped reading Dilbert a while back when he got more boring. Oh well.

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Response to OhZone (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 30, 2016, 11:13 AM

2. Now he is ultra-creepy-weird on top of boring!

 

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Sun Oct 30, 2016, 11:26 AM

3. I always thought his cartoons were stupid anyway

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