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Sun Oct 30, 2016, 04:45 PM

James Comey: The Latest (Not So Special) Pornographer In Chief Peddles S-E-X.

Ok, so this contradicts my last post. So sue me. The world is a very weird and complicated place.

OMG! The latest "Did you know Hillary Clinton uses e-mail? What kind of inhuman beast uses e-mail?" story is getting weirder by the moment. The emails in question are not even HRC emails. They are emails of the spouse of an aid. That means the scandal is now "Did you know that Clinton has an aid whose estranged husband uses e-mails?" Oh, the horror!

Why is the press salivating all over this story? Because Clinton's aid is estranged from her hubby because he is a sex addict. Did you catch that? The three most important letters in entertainment and news. S-E-X. In case you missed it, I will repeat that in big, bold letters.

S.E.X. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

And there is a possibility that somewhere in those e-mails, there may be some reference to S-E-X. And the press will now be able to publish every S-E-X-y word on the front page by claiming that they are relevant to the presidential election.

Other weirdness---Comey has never actually read the e-mails. And, before he made his announcement about finding emails (he had never read that were not actually written by Clinton even though he characterized them as more Clinton emails) he notified Republican members of Congress so that they could get to work promoting this story.

So, whatever you do, do NOT sign the petition below asking for a Hatch Act violation investigation of Comey. Because if you do that, you will be telling the world that you are a stuck up prude who does not like S-E-X.

Oh, and did I mention that this story is about SEX?


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PoliticAverse Oct 2016 #1

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Sun Oct 30, 2016, 05:06 PM

1. This is parody, right? n/t

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