Post-Election Mad Libs - Where Will Go? What Will You Do? What Will You Drink?

[TomCADem]

If Hillary wins, I will:

Go to: Go to a restaurant with the family to celebrate.
I will: I will watch my daughter celebrate the First woman President in our Nation's history.
I will drink: a glass of Schramsberg Blanc de Noir

If Trump wins, I will:

Go to: Some place isolated to grieve the death of the Country that I thought I knew.
I will: Check out places to live in Canada in case we need to avoid the RW purge.
I will drink: Vodka straight.

[Orcrist]

2. I Have

a bottle of Woodford Reserve Distillers Select waiting for when the election is called for Hillary.

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[-Steph-]

3. When Hillary wins, I will...

Go to bed anxiety free for the first time in a while, with restored faith in humanity.
I will think about the long and hard road that women, and Hillary in particular, have had to face in order to shatter that highest glass ceiling.
I will drink a glass of ice water because I'm boring...


If Trump wins, I will...

Go to bed with a heavy heart, riddled with anxiety for what's surely to come.
I will pinch myself, because surely it would just be a bad nightmare?
I will still drink ice water, because I'll still be boring.