New National Enquirer headline screams that Russia will nuke us if we vote for Hillary.

[byronius]

Seriously. It said that the Russians have a nation-destroyer called 'Satan', an H-bomb that will kill us all unless we elect Donald Trump.

Sooooo -- it's now 'patriotic' to bow to the will of the Russians. Feel the fear! Live according to their will! Or else!

That is more than just sweaty desperation. That is some flop-sweat shaky-hand rubber-kneed wild-eyed freakout terror there. Oh my god! It's the public option! Ruunnnnn!

I believe I shall tell Russia to go fuck itself with my vote on Tuesday.

Do svidaniya, Comrades. America says hello.

And I do believe you're going to wish you were never caught with your hands in the ballot box.

Yes I do, you third-world lost-souled alcoholic Stalinglorious leftbehinds.

[Cha]

1. JHFC! I believe I shall tell the National Enquirer to

go fuck itself as I vote for Hillary on Tuesday.

They read too much like the Onion.

Only they're just a bunch of shite for brains.

byronius

[Democat]

2. They are scared of guns, scared of gay people, scared of non-whites, and scared of Russia

Remember when Trump went running and crying because someone held up a sign at his rally?

[MADem]

3. Yet they're sitting on a story about Trump's secret girlfriend...

That was carried in Rupert Murdoch's (of Fox News fame) Wall Street Journal.

Gosh, who do you suppose the publisher of that scandal sheet supports?

[longship]

4. Here's more!

More:


More, more:


Even more, more:


And one of my favorites:


Gotta love the visual on the Hawking story. I am sure that he approved.

[roscoeroscoe]

5. But that's the WWN

Not the Enquirer. Heck, the WWN has all the latest on Bat Boy's love child.