2016 Postmortem

vlyons

(10,252 posts) Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:48 PM Nov 2016

You finish the joke

Donald Trump, GW Bush, and Richard Nixon walk into a bar and _______________________.

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You finish the joke (Original Post) vlyons Nov 2016 OP

everybody else leaves. Siwsan Nov 2016 #1

Hillary ducks. cyberswede Nov 2016 #2

Donald orders Champagne for the house yellerpup Nov 2016 #3

And.... NCTraveler Nov 2016 #4

believable patsimp Nov 2016 #6

Trump says I left my wallet at home. RKP5637 Nov 2016 #5

Bartender asks what they'll have rickford66 Nov 2016 #7

Order Shirley Temples... MineralMan Nov 2016 #8

...bartender says "Drinks are on the house for you, W. and Dick, because I never believed... bellmartin Nov 2016 #9

... SticksnStones Nov 2016 #10

The bartender asks Trump "Why the orange face?" moriah Nov 2016 #11

Siwsan

(26,268 posts)

1. everybody else leaves.

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:49 PM

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cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

2. Hillary ducks.

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:50 PM

Nov 2016

yellerpup

(12,253 posts)

3. Donald orders Champagne for the house

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:50 PM

Nov 2016

then walks the check.

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)

4. And....

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:51 PM

Nov 2016

The corrections officer says "Let me open the doors to your cells before you walk in, dumbasses."

patsimp

(915 posts)

6. believable

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:58 PM

Nov 2016

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

5. Trump says I left my wallet at home.

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:56 PM

Nov 2016

rickford66

(5,524 posts)

7. Bartender asks what they'll have

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 04:48 PM

Nov 2016

Bush: Coke cause I can't drink.
Nixon: gin and tonic, cause I drink a lot.
Trump: They tell me I drink Kool-Aid, so I'll go with that, but only the top shelf stuff.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

8. Order Shirley Temples...

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 04:50 PM

Nov 2016

bellmartin

(218 posts)

9. ...bartender says "Drinks are on the house for you, W. and Dick, because I never believed...

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 06:08 PM

Nov 2016

...I would meet a bigger asshole than you two."

SticksnStones

(2,108 posts)

10. ...

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 06:14 PM

Nov 2016

...yada, yada, yada and then Nixon says, 'hey Donald, I said 'grab' the check! Let go of the girl..."

moriah

(8,311 posts)

11. The bartender asks Trump "Why the orange face?"

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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 07:01 PM

Nov 2016

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