How Do You Think They Got The Phone Away From Trump?

[KittyWampus]

I just can't imagine who or how it'd happen.

[SoCalNative]

1. Someone probably just changed his password

[frazzled]

4. Took it while he was preening in the mirror /nt

[manicraven]

5. His son-in-law spoke in his soothing, whispery voice and said,

"If you're a good widdle boy and take your nap, I'll give you back your phone on the 9th. There, there... that's a good widdle boy."

[MrWendel]

6. Either...

jingling car keys over his head or a laser pointer.

[KittyWampus]

12. Best answer! Or saying "SQUIRREL"?

[thucythucy]

9. Horse tranqulizer. nt

[Coyotl]

13. His conspiracy theorists assassinated it.

[WhollyHeretic]

14. Might have been a scuffle and that is why he had his face covered yesterday

I think I could actually picture that in the zoo he calls a campaign

[monmouth4]

18. Melania may have read about his "affair" and belted him too. That's why the cap is being worn so

low. The Slovenia girls don't play..

[Runningdawg]

16. When he put the phone down

to grab some pussy, they saw their chance and went for it.

[Wounded Bear]

22. Well, it doesn't look like they broke his fingers....

he's still waving his [font size=0.4]hands[/font] around.

[rug]

23. They pried it from his tiny little fingers.

[spiderpig]

25. Didn't the NYT article say Trump doesn't use computers?

Seems it would be easy enough to deactivate the moron's phone without him having a clue.

[pinboy3niner]

26. They told him he left it in Iowa...

[rzemanfl]

27. Fell out of his pants when he was trying to have sex

with a staffer.

[fierywoman]

28. To all the above: you're at least as funny as SNL !!!

[pansypoo53219]

29. his minions were not allowed to do his twitting.