We should send John Boehner a big bouquet of flowers congratulating him on his reelection to Speaker

[grantcart]

After all he has done as much to advance the interests of Democrats and if he is able to last a couple more months will almost certainly plunge the Republican caucus into an all out civil war helping to set up 2014.

Under Boehner's leadership House Republicans now have lower positive numbers than a root canal and will soon be less than undergoing an IRS tax audit.

Since their office probably isn't going to get many bouquets I am guessing that a nice big one from "your admirers at Democratic Underground" would get some attention. Would also love to see the Tea Party folks reaction too.

[TexasTowelie]

1. I'll kick in a couple of dollars

as long as we don't use the florist that advertised on the Rush Limpball programs.

[customerserviceguy]

2. Boner was re-erected? n/t

[Cleita]

3. I gotta bunch of weeds growing in my flower beds that I could send. n/t

[Filibuster Harry]

4. Instead of flowers we should all chip in and get him a WEEPING willow.

[SDjack]

5. Boner wants a big bottle of bourbon. One big enough that

after he drinks it, he can crawl inside and lick it dry.

[BlueDemKev]

6. Let's send him a dozen roses...

...WITHOUT stripping the thorns!

[Sarah Ibarruri]

7. How about a lovely bouquet of ragweed? nt

[Coyotl]

8. O.K. Can we add a really nice note saying

"Go Fuck Yourself"

[Brigid]

9. Me likey.

Me likey very much.

[SunSeeker]

11. LOL!

[jmowreader]

10. What do you have against root canals?

They make things better. Republicans make things worse.

[dickthegrouch]

12. A skunk sprayed my roses, Ill gladly give them away /nt

[davidpdx]

13. Dead roses would be nice

Maybe throw in a bag of garbage as well.

[Sunlei]

14. Make a donation to a Democratic Org. in his name :)

[Kennah]

15. I'll donate a kidney if Boner will double down.

[Amonester]

16. Only if all this thread's replies are included!

(Except mine.)