Inaugural Scene I Would Have Liked to Have Seen

[kairos12]

Setting: President Obama at the podium, next to him an empty chair:

President Obama: I have in this chair Mitt Rmoney, but he's not here....(add remarks here)

1. Are you enjoying putting Refalca in the car elevator?

2. Which house do you spend 47 percent of your time in?

3. Do you still have that dog car top carrier?

4. Still putting together those binders full of women?

5. Any of your five sons joined the military yet? Thought not.

6. That Jeep you drive, it was built here you know.

7. Getting on with your life, please proceed.