GLENN BECK is going NUTS again. Says a document will change the world. (it's toilet paper??)

[trueblue2007]

Glenn Beck To Break News In 24 Hours That Will Rock the Nation, Take Down The Entire Power Structure
June 12, 2013
By Anomaly

Glenn Beck, who only just announced that his vocal cords are paralyzed, promised on today’s show that he will break news within 24 hours that will take down the GOP, the Democrats, and, ”this one document would take down pretty much the whole power structure, pretty much everything.” This is truly a miracle because earlier today we reported that Glenn Beck has lost his voice but apparently the right wing radio host’s vocal cords have become unparalyzed in just one day. (Yes I made the word up).

Beck claims that a whistleblower has handed over a document to The Blaze, but he is refusing to come forward until he can appear on television in front of Congress out of fear that he will otherwise be killed.

Beck said, “We are going to be greatly divided as a nation. In the next ten days and you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before.”


Right Wing Watch notes, “The last time Glenn Beck promised that he was about to blow the lid off of a scandal that was going to shake this nation to its core, the revelation turned out to an incoherent conspiracy theory that he ranted about for a week or two and then pretty much stopped talking about.” -




http://freakoutnation.com/2013/06/12/glenn-beck-to-break-news-in-24-hours-that-will-rock-the-nation-take-down-the-entire-power-structure/

[Politicalboi]

1. Beckkk is so misunderestimated

Now they want to take down the GOP. Where were these assholes 10 years ago? And Bush made up misunderestimated, and still got the nod.

[Arkana]

2. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Put down the paint thinner, Glenn.

[Daemonaquila]

7. Good diagnosis.

That's the first theory that makes sense.

[kimbutgar]

3. UFO Coverup?

If you think we are the only intelligent species in the universe you're crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if this is beck's announcement. Already in Russia and other countries they are opening up their UFO files.

[neffernin]

4. It turns out we are all purple-people-eaters

and we don't know it!

[SunSeeker]

5. Sad thing is, there's people who believe this snake oil salesman.

And when they hear about the dire things Beck says some people are doing to this country, he makes his true believers target those people. I am thinking the Tides Foundation, but I am sure many here have other examples.

[formercia]

6. Beck will announce that:

Obama is really the Brother from another Planet.

[area51]

8. GlennBeckistan

is located on another planet. Probably planet cookoo.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. hype for a lame DJ stunt

Beck is still a morning zoo crew loser at heart

this will all be a big load of nothing.

[leftynyc]

10. My fervent hope is all

his slack jawed supporters are holding their breath waiting for this.

[FSogol]

11. A good quick-laxative and his vocal cords are no longer paralyzed?

That makes sense.

[treestar]

12. He's done this before, I'm pretty sure

Never produces.

[Mz Pip]

13. It's been 24 hours

so.... wuz ^ Glenn?