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Mon Apr 30, 2012, 08:13 PM Apr 2012

Rep. Allen West Calls Democrats Nine-Foot-Tall Aliens

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Here's a quick lesson in how political fundraising works: If you say crazy things about your political rivals, your base will give you a ton of money. But as a consequence, your political rivals will also find themselves raising a ton of money, which means that if you want to keep your head above water, you have to continue saying increasingly nuttier things.

That brings us to Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.), a bomb-throwing tea party rock star who's moving into a new district that gave 51 percent of its vote to Barack Obama in 2008, and is considered to be one of Democrats' top targets this fall. West has $3.3 million on hand for the fall—an enormous sum for a House candidate at this stage in the race. Not coincidentally, though, the two biggest fundraising hauls from Democratic House challengers nationwide came from the likely nominees in the district West currently serves in (Fla.–22), and in district he's moving into (Fla.–18).

So what do you do if you're Allen West? You keep on keeping on. Here's a Facebook note he posted last week:

Here we go again, the artful dodger, President Barack Hussein Obama, bribing the electorate with political gimmicks. We are witnessing a political propaganda program of Orwellian proportions designed to manipulate and deceive the American people. This is so reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man". Obama and his liberal progressive disciples are the modern day Kanamits. My warning to you all, don't fall for the intellectually dishonest rhetoric and become post-election day dinner America!

What is a Kanamit? The Broward–Palm Beach New Times helpfully informs us that the Kanamit were "a race of nine-foot-tall aliens that come to Earth and cure famine, blight, and nuclear warfare." But that was all just a ruse for their real goal: "their kindness is really just a not-very-elaborate ruse to fatten up the human race so they can be carted back to the Kanamit home planet to be eaten. A Kanamit book called To Serve Man that was discovered by the humans turns out not to be about helping man at all—it's a cookbook." It's people!


Poll: Which planet is Allen West from....?

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Mars, but the other side...
0 (0%)
Venus, he is dressing wrong....
0 (0%)
Neptune, thinks he is a giant ocean king...
0 (0%)
Pluto, cause everyone likes plutonians....
1 (33%)
Moon, there really is a man in the moon and his name is Allen....
0 (0%)
Uranus, not my anus, maybe uranus....
2 (67%)
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Rep. Allen West Calls Democrats Nine-Foot-Tall Aliens (Original Post) MindMover Apr 2012 OP
Meh! The Pleaides! David Ickes said so! longship Apr 2012 #1
Not my anus. Maybe uranus? saras Apr 2012 #2
Very good....I just knew there would be somebody that would come up with somewhere better MindMover Apr 2012 #3
Uranus! ellisonz Apr 2012 #4
He is a fucking imbecile... and-justice-for-all May 2012 #5


(40,416 posts)
1. Meh! The Pleaides! David Ickes said so!
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 08:39 PM
Apr 2012

Of course The Pleiades are all B-type stars, which means that they will exist as stars a very short time as star lifetimes go. Certainly, a B-type star would not exist as a star long enough for an orbiting planet to develop life, let alone intelligent life.

Google Herzsprung-Russell for details on the science of stellar evolution.

Google David Icke to have your brain melted.

I voted Venus, only if West has to be trans-gendered. It would be fitting, but not for the poor transgendered who would have to suffer him. Hmm. Maybe it's better that West is from the Pleiades, like David Icke.


(14,765 posts)
5. He is a fucking imbecile...
Tue May 1, 2012, 06:42 PM
May 2012

How in the hell do these delusional fucking clowns get elected to office??? He is obviously mentally unstable.

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