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DonViejo

(60,536 posts)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:25 PM Oct 2013

LOL!!! A few things Obamacare won't cover:

There are a lot of ways Obamacare provides better, more affordable care for millions of Americans.

But if any of the following apply to you, you might be on your own...

Obamacare covers vision appointments for children -- sadly, it doesn't cover care for supernatural eyesight.

<img src="" alt="Enable images to see what you're missing" border="0">

Obamacare removed lifetime limits on coverage. It doesn't extend into the afterlife.

<img src="" alt="Ghosts are on their own" border="0">

Obamacare covers children with pre-existing conditions. It does not protect you from something you loved in your childhood coming back to haunt you.

<img src="" alt="But he was so nice!" border="0">

Obamacare covers an annual wellness visit where you could talk to your doctor about dizzy spells. It can't prevent someone from putting a spell on you.

<img src="" alt="If you believe in magic..." border="0">

Obamacare covers maternity and newborn care. It can't help if you give birth to Satan's son.

<img src="" alt="What happened to the baby?" border="0">

At least these are all just scary movies ... right?

See the full list:

9 Scary Things Not Covered By Obamacare

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LOL!!! A few things Obamacare won't cover: (Original Post) DonViejo Oct 2013 OP
good one! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #1
Fortunately, it does cover cranial-rectal inversions krispos42 Oct 2013 #2
Does it cover being a Republican?\nt Mass Oct 2013 #3
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