Bernie Sanders Caught Fondling A Farm Animal

[jberryhill]

Go ahead and alert, but the picture doesn't lie:

[zappaman]

1. Looks like he's trying to kill it!

Busted!
Campaign over!

[jberryhill]

2. Probably a ritual slaughter of some kind

Maybe he's a member of some weird religious cult that's into sacrificing livestock in bloody rituals for their deity.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

8. ...

[daleanime]

26. ......

[Voice for Peace]

9. and he thinks it's funny!

who could laugh at such a moment?

[Aerows]

38. He's figuring out

how to strangle it

Heavens, you and I are starting to agree, and this isn't the first time this week. Should I be worried? Maybe I need to take my temperature.

[Le Taz Hot]

3. Who are you

and what have you done with Third-Way Manny?

[MannyGoldstein]

4. Massachusetts?

Probably legal there.

Regards,

TWM

ATTENTION JURORS: that was sarcasm, no matter what cockamamie story the alerter has concocted.

[Jefferson23]

18. lol

[Kalidurga]

28. ATTENTION JURORS: that was sarcasm, no matter what cockamamie story the alerter has concocted.

you should just go ahead and make that your sig line.

[MannyGoldstein]

29. I should.

If I were smart...

[Kalidurga]

32. I have seen some evidence of intelligence in your posts.

Not quite the same thing as smart, but at least intelligence can be a bridge to smart.

[MannyGoldstein]

34. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on DU!

Thank you!

[Kalidurga]

35. No way

You seem to have a lot of friends here. But, I will take the thanks and the compliment of being the nicest

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Nah, it's just the "Spock Pinch" ((C) Gene Roddenberry).

Dusty will wake up and suffer no ill effects. No animals were harmed in the making of this picture. It DOES hint, however, that Bernie may be an alien.

And what's that in the background? Do I see... PORTAPOTTIES???

Oh, the shame, the shame...

[840high]

6. ....x10

[yuiyoshida]

7. I won't udder a word

if you don't! Bernie COULD just ask... WHERE'S THE BEEF?

[davidpdx]

14. I'm old enough to remember when that was actually on TV

It was a good gimmick, but her voice is annoying.

[Jefferson23]

19. lol That is hilarious..how old is that? n/t

[yuiyoshida]

20. I don't know, it really

cracked my dad up when he saw it, and showed it to me.

[Jefferson23]

22. Their delivery is priceless..yep. n/t

[jwirr]

24. Unfortunately during Walter Mondale run for president.

[Jefferson23]

30. That must have been awful. n/t

[jwirr]

40. It was because there was nothing you could do about it. Like Dr. Dean's scream.

[madfloridian]

31. lol one of my favorite commercials ever.

[Aerows]

39. "It's a pickle"

I swear I can't find that one on youtube, but it was hilarious.

[Unknown Beatle]

10. That guy in the background with a green t-shirt on

with the words Duck Dynasty emblazoned in white. What's Bernie doing there with people like the t-shirt guy? Busted!

Please note .

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. The question could also be asked...

What is the Duck Dynasty guy doing hanging around Bernie?

It means that people of all political persuasions are flocking to Bernie, that's what it means!

You know, ducks... flocking... never mind.

[PATRICK]

12. Make cat videos with Bernie

So obvious even the GOP clown show hasn't thought of it. Probably the most neutral way to make someone widely known in a friendly manner.

[MerryBlooms]

13. rec & kick

[GoneFishin]

15. Kick.

[JaneyVee]

16. That delicious Vermont cheddar isn't going to make itself!

[jwirr]

25. He is really milking that cow. Iowan's are going to go wild. This is great.

[KittyWampus]

17. GREAT.PHOTO.

except.for.PETA.members.

[Jefferson23]

21. I really like this thread. lol Great fun...thanks. n/t

[Omaha Steve]

23. This pose was intentional

He is feeling the berm.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/berm

Full Definition of BERM

1
: a narrow shelf, path, or ledge typically at the top or bottom of a slope; also : a mound or wall of earth or sand <a landscaped berm>

2
: the shoulder of a road

[HooptieWagon]

27. There's something in the way she moos...

Attracts me like no udder lover...

[jberryhill]

36. Groan

[sadoldgirl]

33. OMG, a cattle rancher!

Is he in cahoots with those Bundy people? We
better watch out for the militias coming to
protect him! (sarc)