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2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumHillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’
WASHINGTONAfter several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sundays video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her.
Listen up, assholes, cause Im only saying this once: Ive worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me, said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds.
Seriously, dont you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, Im not fucking around. Got it? Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.
http://www.theonion.com/article/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for--38416
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Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’ (Original Post)
Katashi_itto
Aug 2015
OP
It encapsules the 'Hillary is the ultimate evil' meme. K&R. Bookmarking for the LULZ! n/t
freshwest
Aug 2015
#11
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)1. bookmarking
tularetom
(23,664 posts)2. You did see what the link linked to, right?
Response to tularetom (Reply #2)
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Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)8. yes, what is to keep me from bookmarking it.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)11. It encapsules the 'Hillary is the ultimate evil' meme. K&R. Bookmarking for the LULZ! n/t
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)7. Glad to know you bookmarked this!
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)3. LOL. KNR!
Hydra
(14,459 posts)4. *lmao*
Trust the Onion. :p
Autumn
(45,079 posts)6. Yeah it's the Onion but...
Response to Katashi_itto (Original post)
Motown_Johnny This message was self-deleted by its author.
polichick
(37,152 posts)12. This stuff only works when it's close to the truth - this one works.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)13. The ability to laugh about one's self/beliefs is good. 'Don't believe everything you think.' n/t
restorefreedom
(12,655 posts)14. even though it is the onion
sounds like it could be true.
that's good satire.
(sigh) missing steve colbert.....
Gothmog
(145,210 posts)15. I love the Onion