New PPP Poll: Captain Crunch out in front of Deez Nuts, Butt Stuff, and Cranky Pants.

[HappyPlace]

Damn. I did NOT see this coming!

Q33
Candidates who have filed to run for President
this year include Beast Mode, Butt Stuff,
Captain Crunch, Cranky Pants, Deez Nuts,
Limberbutt McCubbins, ‘Murican Cookies, and
Queen Elsa Ice. If you had to support one of
these candidates for President, who would you
vote for?

Beast Mode 5% .....................................................
Butt Stuff 3% .........................................................
Captain Crunch 17% ...............................................
Cranky Pants 2% ..................................................
Deez Nuts 9% .......................................................
Limberbutt McCubbins 1% ....................................
'Murican Cookies 1%............................................
Queen Elsa Ice 4% ...............................................
Not sure 58%

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_National_90315.pdf

[lovemydog]

1. Ice / Deez Nuts

'16

[Agschmid]

2. Deez Nutz is ahead of half the republicans...

Yikes.

Now the real question is... Is this post GDP?

I'm willing to let it slide

[Midnight Writer]

3. obviously strategically outflanking Republicans on the stupid side

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Cranky Pants can't seem to get above 2-3% in any polls, can he.

[AgingAmerican]

5. Every time I see his gritty complexion, my stomach churns a little...

nt

[Warren DeMontague]

6. I hear the opening sounds of a particular Pink Floyd song.

No spoilers, but it's off of "Animals"