Romney Limmerick - feel free to contibute

[TheCowsCameHome]

There once was a fellow named Mitt,

who insulted folks on the Isle of the Brit,

the harder he tried,

the more he got fried,

and now he's neck-deep in s**t

[Voice for Peace]

1. lol

too tired to make one up but I think mittens
sort of rhymes with pittance
in case anybody wants it...

[Hughscott]

2. Over 100 FREE cartoons about Romney & the rightwing GOP for use in websites, blogs, newsletters, etc

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[Scuba]

4. Oh, these are choice. Thanks for posting and welcome to DU.

[LeftofObama]

3. ...

There once was a man named Mitt,

whose politics reeked of pure shit,

He went overseas,

thought they'd fall on their knees,

but instead they laughed at the twit!

[progressivebydesign]

5. Lolz. I wrote a few the other night.. need to dust them off and make them UK specific. n/t

[Plucketeer]

6. My bit

The bane of our middle class
Mitt's really an arrogant ass

Says he knows best how to make jobs
while he snickers with like-minded snobs

Those jobs - if ya wants 'em to find ya
will see us all movin' to China

[freshwest]

10. +1

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. .

A wealthy Yank named Mitt,

thought he'd be a big hit,

the moment he touched down,

it was apparent this clown,

didn't know Shinola from shit.

[Loge23]

8. Tough rhymes - (willard, romney, etc)

There once was a rich guy named Romney
who hid his money was weather is balmy
he had expertise
shipping jobs overseas
for his future one don't need a swami


Time for bed!

[part man all 86]

9. ok,

He's the twit that is named Mitt
Mitt tries not to be a dull twit
Hair nice 'n' tight
He's the right height
Too bad he has not any wit.

[livvy]

11. I'll give it a try.

There once was a man named Mitt
Who was politically unsound and unfit.
Be it England or Maine
California or Spain
Retroactively speaking, a twit.

[Arctic Dave]

12. Trying to figure out some lyrics for "The Sinking of the Bismark" put to Rmoney

Help me out.

In May of 1941 the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismarck was the fastest ship that ever sailed the sea
On her decks were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees

Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And every British seaman he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismarck the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees
We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us
Yeah hit the decks a runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down

The Hood found the Bismarck and on that fatal day
The Bismarck started firing from fifteen miles away
We gotta sink the Bismarck was the battle sound
But when the smoke and fog had cleared away the mighty Hood went down
For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people put every ship asail
Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she's gotta be
We gotta sink the Bismarck to the bottom of the sea
We'll find the German battleship...

The fog was gone the seventh day and they saw the morning sun
Ten hours away from homeland the Bismarck made its run
The Admiral of the British fleet said turn those bows around
We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down
The British guns were aimed and the shells were coming fast
The first shell hit the Bismarck they knew she couldn't last
That mighty German battleship is just a memory
Sink the Bismarck was the battle cry that shook the seven seas
We found the German battleship t'was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us
We hit the deck a runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah we found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut her down
We found the German battleship...

[cbrer]

13. There once was a company named Bain

Whom the 99% claimed was a pain

Now they look at Mitt

And say Whoa! Holy shit!

As President? Now that'd be insane!