Breaking: RNC to ask for a "Do Over"

[FightingIrish]

Republican chairman Rancid Pubis has announced that the Republican National Committee will ask for another chance to hold a national convention. Citing bad weather and a crazy old guy who peed on a chair in prime time, Pubis claims that his party was unfairly denied the bounce that it deserves. Tampa strippers and hookers welcomed the announcement and are hoping that the RNC will finally be able to “get it up” in Tampa. Ted Nugent has made it known that he would welcome the opportunity to deliver the keynote spew. Candidate Willard Romney is complaining that having only one wife put him at an serious disadvantage.

[blaze]

1. LOL nt

[JanetLovesObama]

2. LMAO

that's hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. What a wonderful night tonight was for the DNC.

[GallopingGhost]

3. Man, thought this was serious for a minute. lol

[riverbendviewgal]

4. You should write for THE ONION

that was good.

[central scrutinizer]

5. taking a mulligan

nm

[budkin]

6. Rancid Pubis CROFL!!!

[klook]

7. Good news for Lynyrd Skinner fans and Tampa Confederate flag vendors (n/t)

[valerief]

8. Oh, no, not a Retroactive Convention!!!!

[Wednesdays]

9. Not a good idea...

Obama might send another hurricane.