Ryan is about due to once again make a claim to an unbelievable feat; what will it be?

[hedgehog]

My prediction: he will admit under pressure that yes, indeed, he swam from shore and saved the life of Jack Dawson when the Titanic went down -

and untangled a baby dolphin from a fishing net on the way back.

[Hab Habit]

1. He implanted an intelligent thought into Geirge W Bush's head

[hedgehog]

2. Now, we really should stick to things that are remotely possible!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. He'll claim Mitt's hand felt almost human when he shook it.

Ryan really has a wild imagination.

[SDjack]

4. He found a baby she wolf in the woods. Breast fed her through

puppyhood and released her back into the wild.

[Lefta Dissenter]

5. Wisconsin Ironman is tomorrow

We'll be watching for him to break through the winner's tape.

[DFW]

6. He built the pyramids of ancient Egypt.

"President Obama says I didn't build that. Well yes I did!"

Next thing you know, Ryan will be singing the Chad Mitchell version of Woody Guthrie's old "bragging song:"

I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so

Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I have come
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the year of one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they wore
And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the apple they was eatin'
And I swear that I'm the one that et the core

Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the year of two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I always paid my dues
I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the risin' sun
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

I taught Samson how to use his mighty hand
I showed Columbus to this happy land
And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies
And to the Sahara carried all the sand

Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of Babel too
I opened up the ocean, let the mighty children through
I fought a million battles and I never lost a one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

I taught Solomon his little ABC's
I'm the first one to eat Limburger cheese
And while floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers floating in the breeze

Now I fought the revolution that set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

Now Queen Elizabeth she fell in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
But I got tired and shook her and ran off with General Hooker
To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee

I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so

Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I have come
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the year of one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done

[itsrobert]

7. He scored 100 points in an NBA game

and slept with over 20,000 women.

[SirRevolutionary]

8. He'll claim he was the driver who won back the Munster Koach

when Herman lost it in a drag race.

[LiberalFighter]

9. He'll claim he is the husband of the virgin Mary.

[meow2u3]

10. Why stop at that? He'll start claiming he's the second coming of Christ

You know what they say about megalomaniacs who claim to be the Almighty? They're not exactly coming down from above.